PeyoteCalamity (12:10 PM): this is great, he is a winner for sure
PeyoteCalamity (12:10 PM): PeyoteCalamity: greetings fellow Magic warlock!
Mongo112a: um ok
PeyoteCalamity: do you play THE GAME?
Mongo112a: yep
PeyoteCalamity (12:10 PM): PeyoteCalamity: what is your rank?
Mongo112a: my ranking is liek 1900 comp
Mongo112a: like
PeyoteCalamity: incredible, do you play tournaments often pal?
PeyoteCalamity (12:11 PM): Mongo112a: yep
Mongo112a: i have gone to japan how did you get my name
PeyoteCalamity: i searched the internet for friends of mine who play THE GAME
PeyoteCalamity (12:12 PM): PeyoteCalamity: the reason i contacted you is, i am putting together a pubication to honor such players as yourself
backtothefuschia (12:12 PM): thats it, im destined for guys who play magic and dungeons & dragons and who really enjoy kevin smith movies
PeyoteCalamity (12:12 PM): yeah, you are
PeyoteCalamity (12:13 PM): Mongo112a: the best card in magic now is duress
PeyoteCalamity: would you be willing, Mongo, to pose on the cover of my new MAGIC:THE GATHERING book/newsletter with your Duress card?
backtothefuschia (12:13 PM): sounds like its time to go lesbian
PeyoteCalamity (12:13 PM): hey, that's a little early isn't it?
backtothefuschia (12:14 PM): ill give it a few more years, but i can only date lame nerds for so long
PeyoteCalamity (12:14 PM): hahahaha
PeyoteCalamity (12:14 PM): how many times have you gone out with lame nerds ?
backtothefuschia (12:14 PM): i stopped counting awhile ago
backtothefuschia (12:14 PM): i need some hot nerds now
backtothefuschia (12:14 PM): p.s. the bold italic font is a niiiiiiice touch
PeyoteCalamity (12:15 PM): Mongo112a: i guess
Mongo112a: what is in it for me
PeyoteCalamity: listen Mongo, this publication will reach the shores of Japan as well as Florida. You could be the new poster child for MAGIC:THE GATHERING
PeyoteCalamity (12:15 PM): this is going well.
backtothefuschia (12:15 PM): japan and florida?
PeyoteCalamity (12:16 PM): dude i think this is working
PeyoteCalamity (12:16 PM): Mongo112a: thats cool i was just asking
Mongo112a: just to see
PeyoteCalamity (12:16 PM): PeyoteCalamity: now, do you have any pictures of yourself battling in tournaments or holding your cards so i could get an idea of what a cover could look like?
PeyoteCalamity: then i can get my imaging team to start on something
backtothefuschia (12:17 PM): man, i cant believe he trusts a guy whose screenname is "peyote calamity"
PeyoteCalamity (12:17 PM): hahahahahahaha
PeyoteCalamity (12:17 PM): Mongo112a: 2001 Grand Prix Las Vegas Coverage
Mongo112a: i am in the grey
PeyoteCalamity: oh i see, wonderful, this is the look we are going for my friend
backtothefuschia (12:18 PM): seriously, if you IMed me and i didnt know you in real life i would step back and assess the situation
PeyoteCalamity (12:18 PM): oh god yes, and i as well
PeyoteCalamity (12:18 PM): Mongo112a: cool now what is the name of the mag
PeyoteCalamity: do you have any shots of you, say, smiling at the camera holding your cards like a winner??
Mongo112a: nope
PeyoteCalamity (12:18 PM): PeyoteCalamity: NECROWIZARDS AND THE GAME
PeyoteCalamity: is the name of the book/newsletter
backtothefuschia (12:19 PM): he's so into you he stopped talking to me
PeyoteCalamity (12:19 PM): good lord
PeyoteCalamity (12:19 PM): maybe he thinks he has a better chance of scoring with me
backtothefuschia (12:19 PM): he does
backtothefuschia (12:20 PM): believe me, he does
PeyoteCalamity (12:20 PM): Mongo112a: the best i have done is get 2nd in gp Las vegas and 45th in PT japan
PeyoteCalamity: quite impressive friend, i was once a battler, but can no longer play because of my failiures years ago
backtothefuschia (12:20 PM): he also established that we have no common interests
PeyoteCalamity (12:20 PM): it's because i keep calling him friend
backtothefuschia (12:20 PM): i like how youre talking like a 40 year old man, too
PeyoteCalamity (12:21 PM): yes, it's working well
PeyoteCalamity (12:21 PM): i want to get one more picture, then ms-paint a horrible fake cover with his face on it
PeyoteCalamity (12:21 PM): Mongo112a: so do you need anything else from me?
PeyoteCalamity: i'm not sure right now, a clearer picture of your facial features would help out our imaging team
backtothefuschia (12:22 PM): "imaging team"
PeyoteCalamity (12:22 PM): Mongo112a: i had one more pic on that site
PeyoteCalamity: then they could make a beta version of the cover as soon as tonight!
PeyoteCalamity (12:22 PM): hahhaha i love life right now
backtothefuschia (12:23 PM): man, youre revelling in my horrible horrible luck in boys
PeyoteCalamity (12:23 PM): i almost don't want to send him the cover i'm going to make in case he's getting some sort of hope up
PeyoteCalamity (12:23 PM): we should do this more often
backtothefuschia (12:24 PM): haha "beta version"
PeyoteCalamity (12:24 PM): HAHAHA i got like 3 more pictures
backtothefuschia (12:25 PM): haha really? show them to me
PeyoteCalamity (12:25 PM): it's more from the tournament but they will work hahaha
PeyoteCalamity (12:25 PM): http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/article.asp?x=GPLV01%5C679finals
backtothefuschia (12:25 PM): when he first sent that link to me, i was like grand prix what? like cars?
backtothefuschia (12:26 PM): and then i was like no. ohhhhh noooooooo
PeyoteCalamity (12:26 PM): oooh no
PeyoteCalamity (12:26 PM): now i have to make the picture hahahaha
PeyoteCalamity (12:26 PM): this is the best