being a hip, pseudo-computer savvy young lady, im on many, many profile sites. and when you advertise on said sites that youre into tall fat nerdy guys, you automatically attract the wrong attention. im looking for hott systems administrators who know linux; instead i get LARPers and war3z d00dz.
this was one of the nerdier guys who attempted to woo me via the internet. when i realised that he was a magic the gathering pro [sidenote: i totally dated guys who played magic. just not world champions], i realised my wacky, unfortunate lot in life and i had to confide in one of my friends.
but gordon was the only one online. haha, no i kid! ive known him for nearly ten years and all the background you need on gordon is he is in a grind band and he smokes a lot of weed. yeah, exactly.



backtothefuschia (12:01 PM): gordon
PeyoteCalamity (12:01 PM): ashley
backtothefuschia (12:01 PM): youre the only one online, try to appreciate this with me
PeyoteCalamity (12:02 PM): what's happening?
backtothefuschia (12:02 PM): im on friendster and this guy IMed me from it
backtothefuschia (12:02 PM): and he sent me a picture of himself
backtothefuschia (12:02 PM):
backtothefuschia (12:02 PM): backtothefuschia (12:01 PM):are you playing magic the gathering?
Mongo112a (12:01 PM):yes
Mongo112a (12:01 PM):i am very good at that game
Mongo112a (12:02 PM):i won 3200 in that turny
backtothefuschia (12:02 PM): man my life sucks
PeyoteCalamity (12:03 PM): hahahaha
backtothefuschia (12:03 PM): he has no remorse
PeyoteCalamity (12:03 PM): horrible
PeyoteCalamity (12:03 PM): dude, he's on wizards.com, how can you lose?
PeyoteCalamity (12:04 PM): i wonder if that's the most flattering picture of him ever
backtothefuschia (12:04 PM): Mongo112a (12:04 PM):i have gone all over the world playing magic
PeyoteCalamity (12:04 PM): hahahahahaha
PeyoteCalamity (12:05 PM): dude i want to bullshit with this guy
backtothefuschia (12:05 PM): no dont
backtothefuschia (12:05 PM): i dont think he could handle it
PeyoteCalamity (12:05 PM): pretend i know my shit and challenge him to a battle? why not?
PeyoteCalamity (12:05 PM): if he is claiming he is a world master
backtothefuschia (12:06 PM): nah he isnt a world master
backtothefuschia (12:06 PM): he's just gone all over the place
PeyoteCalamity (12:06 PM): so what happens if i claim i am a world master?? how could be not be intrigued?
PeyoteCalamity (12:07 PM): seriously, i want to talk shop with wizard.
backtothefuschia (12:07 PM): this is what i get for being on profile sites, gordon.
PeyoteCalamity (12:07 PM): i know, and it's my job to talk to him
PeyoteCalamity (12:07 PM): ok it's happening
backtothefuschia (12:10 PM): fill me in with the details








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