Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France.
Before it's construction, the tenders were invited from various construction
companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came
across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening
the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh's tender at it's very
lowest. Ohere tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered
to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule Banta was to get
the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked
Banta Singh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta
Singh said, "look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh. I will call
him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and
Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get
a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don't meet?"
Banta Singh replied," then you will get two tunnels in same cost.
There was once an interview for the post of a detective. An American, a Greek
and our very own sardarji, MR. SANTA SINGH appeared at the interview. At the
interview, the American went in first. The officer asked him "Who killled
Jesus Christ?" He replied," The Romans of course." The officer thanked him and
sent him out. Then the Greek went in and he was asked the same question for
which he replied,"The Jews." Then went in Santa Singh. When he was asked the
question he replied," Could I have some time to think about it?" The officer
told him to come back the next day with his answer. When Mr Santa reached
home his wife asked him," Dear, how did the interview go?" Pat came the reply
"Great. I think I got the job! I am already investigating a murder."
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married
Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."
Now this is how business is done!!
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and
every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane."
Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs 50 dollars,
and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris aid, "Esther, I'm 85
years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance."
Esther replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars
is 50 dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you
both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one
word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's gonna cost
you 50 dollars."
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word
was heard.
He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did
everything I could think of to
get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Morris replied,"Well, I was gonna say something when Esther fell out, but 50
dollars is 50 dollars."
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and
every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane."
Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs 50 dollars,
and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris aid, "Esther, I'm 85
years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance."
Esther replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars
is 50 dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you
both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one
word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's gonna cost
you 50 dollars."
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word
was heard.
He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did
everything I could think of to
get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Morris replied,"Well, I was gonna say something when Esther fell out, but 50
dollars is 50 dollars."