Once Santa Singh and some other country scientists came for launching a rocket .They started the counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go!The rocket was still there .They tried it 3,4 times. Then Santa said"Wait I'll try" He climed up the rocket,first tilted to left,then to the right.He climed down, and then asked them to count.They started 10 9 8......go!The rocket went. Everybody asked "How did u do it''. Santa replied"In our country we start our bajaj scooter like that only...
One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war. Banta replied but we live in India.
Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there. Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there. Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there
Santa:Banta,tell me a joke in two words. Banta: ganja sardar(bald sardar)!!!
Santa singh was failing in his maths exam for the past 5 years and the teachers there wanted to get him passed some how.So they decided that in the next exam they will ask him a very easy question. On the day of the exam which was held in a huge auditorium where there were many of his sardar friends he was called on the stage and asked. "What is 2+2 ?" Santa Singh thougth for a long time and finally said 4. On his answer all his sardar friends stood up and shouted "PLEASE GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE".
what is common between alliens and intelligent sardars? ans. You have only heard or imagined about them but never seen or met them!
Once there was a donkey who always shook his head as if he was saying yes.One day the village people decided that the person who made him shake his head as if he was saying no would be rewarded with some cash. Many people tried but failed. Then it was Santa's turn .He came and said something in the donkey's ear and the donkey immediately shook his head as if he was saying no. On asking Santa told the village people that he asked the donkey whether he would like to become a sardar?
Once Santa Singh won a ticket to USA.But Santa did not know English.Hence,he went to an English teacher to learn English. The teacher told him to use only 3 words i.e,'YES','NO' and 'THANK YOU. When Santa sat in the plane,accidently a lady's purse fell on his seat.The lady came and asked Santa,"Do you have my purse?" Santa said,"Yes." The lady said,"Please give it to me." Santa said,"No." The lady gave Santa Singh a tight slap and he said,"Thank You!!!"
Santa went to give his english exam.Then he came back. Banta:How was your exam? Santa:It was good except that I did not know the past tense of think.I thought and I thought and I wrote thunk.
Once a dog was following Santa. Seeing the dog following him Santa began to laugh hilariously. A man passing by asked him why was he laughing? Santa replied "I have an airtel connection then too the hutch network is following me!"
Scene(A truck was towing away another truck in front of a bus stop where Santa was standing.) Santa started to laugh like hell. another person asked, ''Why are you laughing'.' Santa says,'' Can you believe it? they need 2 trucks to carry a rope''.
Once, a scientist made a device which could tell if a person was telling lies or not. He asked three persons to test it. The 1st one was an Englishman, the 2nd was an Australian and the 3rd was a SARDAR. The Englishman said "I think I can eat 20 burgers in 1 minute. The machine rang loudly(it meant that he was telling a lie)." Then the Australian said," I can drink 10 beers in 5 minutes." The machine rang loudly. Finally it was the SARDAR's turn. He said,"I think". as soon as the sardar said -I think-, the machine rang loudly.