A man siting in a barbers chair noticed that the barbe's hands were were very dirty.When he commented on this,the barber explained,"yes sir,no one's been in for a shampoo yet!"
Mom,will you wash my face?
why can't you do it yourself?
'cos that would mean my hands getting wet, and they don't need washing!
How did your mom know you did not wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap
did you hear about nilay the loafer?
He is so lazy that he sticks his nose out of the window so that the wind will blow it for him.
Whats the smelliest city in america?
Phew york
Is that a perfume i smell ?
It is and you do .
Ding dong bell ,
pussy's down the well ,
but we've put some disinfectant down
and don't mind about the smell .
First witch : What's your new boyfreind like ?
Second witch : He's nasty, mean, ugly , smelly and totally evil-but he has some bad points too.
n: I'm so tired i feel like an old sock.
Sharen: I thought there was a funny smell in here.
I think my brother is built upside down.
Hows that.
His nose runs and his feet smell.
Why did the idiot burn his ear?
Someone called him while he was ironing.
Mother: Harold! wwhat did you say to bessy to make her cry?
Harold: i paid her a compliment.
Mother: and what was that?
Harold: I told her that she sweated less than any girl i'd ever danced with.
Sonia: my sister can play a piano by her ears.
Anjelica: so what ? my broher can fiddle with his toes.
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport.
As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT
PLEASE�, for which Laloo replied "85 Kgs"
