Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution.
Kyon machalta hai mann, Because of excessive respiration.
Na tum jaano na hum. But I just gave all the reasons!
Kyon aati hai bahaar, Because of a change in season,
Kyon lutata hai karaar, Because of mental tension.
Kyon hota hai pyaar, Because of opposites attraction.
Na tum jaano na hum. Like I said, these are all science phenomenon!
Kyon gum hai har disha, because you have a poor sense of direction.
Kyon hota hai nasha, Because of drug addiction.
Kyon aata hai mazaa, But science gives us all the information.
Na tum jaano na hum. I did my best to explain.
Q. What did the lonely banana say? A. I'm a"kela".
Q. What did the green peas say? A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
Q.What did the potato say when it answered the phone? A. "Aaloo?"
Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out? A. In the Gobi desert.
Q. What are call boxes for ghosts called? A. B(h)ooths
Q. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear? A. Angoora
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed andupset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for
her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted
photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and
sent them to her with a note stating the following:
"Regret can not remember which one is you...
please keep your photo and return the others."
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
Mother: Dinesh, Why have you come so early from school today? Dinesh: That is because I beat my classmate Pappu.
Mother: Why did you beat pappu?
Dinesh: Whenever I want to come to School early i beat pappu.
Tinku: Everday I dream that I had pricked my foot with a thorn.Pinki: Then you better wear your shoes before sleeping.
Tom :My dog has no nose !Neighbour :Really!How does he smell?
Tom :Awful!
Doctor :Have your eyes ever been checked?Patient :No,always plain blue!
The two teenagers were arrested. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Some time later a man entered the station and asked for them by name.
The sergeant said, "I suppose you're the lawyer?"
"Nope," the chap replied. "I'm just here to deliver their pizza."
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