| Characters |
| In some way or another, all of MGL's characters exist in real life. More some than other, mind! Here are all the characters and their...what-ya-may-call-its... |
| RL Characters - The Guys |
| RL Characters - The Girls |
| MU Characters - The Guys |
| Fat Dude - |
| Hardcore Gamer - |
| No-Name Guy - |
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| MU Characters - The Girls |
| Glasses Chick - |
| Teacher - |