"Anakin, are you okay?" asked Obi-Wan.
"Oh hello Obi-Wan. I'll be in Tatooine any moment."
"Where's Padme?" asked Obi-Wan.
"Don't ask," answered Anakin.
"Um ok," said Obi-Wan. "Who are these people?"
"They have come to help us defend our planet. You shall train them I presume?" replied Anakin.
"Yes I guess, but they sure don't look like the Jedi kind." said Obi-Wan.
"Trust me master, they will help us." said Anakin.
"Whatever," said Obi-Wan. "So there are three?"
"No," replied Peter. "There's actually four, but Davy's making o-"
"What he means sir," interrupted Mike. "Is that our other person is all tied up."
"Okay, I know what you mean," said Obi-Wan. He giggled.
Tatooine was coming up close.
"So this is Tatooine," Mike said.
"Yes. It's my home." sighed Anakin.
"Some home!" laughed Micky.
Anakin turned.
"Uh, um I mean some great home!"
"That totally was the wrong thing to say," whispered Mike.
They landed.
Davy and Padme came out.
"Are we here dear?" asked Padme.
"Don't call me dear," said Anakin.
"You guys took awhile," said Micky.
"I know, it's my charm," said Davy.
The door opened to let them out. They walked right into the Mos Eisley space port. Obi-Wan was there.
"Greetings," he said. "I will teach you four the ways of the force. Please follow me."
"Let's fo to my step-brother Owen's farm. That will be the perfect place to train." said Anakin.
When they reached Owen's farms Obi-Wan gave them some suitable clothes to train in.
"Here," Obi-Wan began. "Put these on."
After they got back from changing, Obi-Wan was ready for the next part. "We need to cut your hair, especially yours." He pointed to Micky.
"Oh no!" Micky cried. "Not the hair! There is no way you're cutting MY hair!"
"Hey no fair!" shouted Davy. The Monkees covered their heads and started to run from Obi-Wan.
"Alright I'll forgive you about the hair okay? The training is the most important part anyway."
"We thank you from the bottom of our hearts." said Peter. Obi-Wan just smiled.
He lead them to the work room of the farm.
"The first thing is to concentrate on the moment. Feel don't think."
"Ok." the Monkees said. They closed their eyes with their arms out and tried to feel their way instead of thinking.
"No, No, NO!!" screamed Obi-Wan.
"Let's try meditating," said Anakin.
"Oh, I'm good at this one," said Peter. The first day of training obviously didn't go well.
Later they were at the table ready to eat. Davy sat next to Padme while she sat next to Anakin. Davy and Padme were trying hard not to look at each other, but they had to.
"Oh jeez," said Anakin and rolled his eyes.
"We deal with this everyday," said Micky.
"I'm sorry for you." said Anakin.
"Anakin, you're wasting your time trying to teach these 5th rate Jedis," said Owen.
"5th rate Jedis! More like 10th rate!" laughed Obi-Wan. A knock came at the door. Mace Windu came inside.
"The clones are attacking, the clones are attacking!"
"Oh great, come on guys," said Anakin.
"Ahhhh!" the four ran around.
"Take these!" Anakin yelled.
"Wow!" yelled Davy. "Flashlights!"
"They're lightsabers you nincompoop!" shouted Anakin.
"How do youuse them?" asked Peter.
"You swish it around at your enemy until you strike them," said Anakin.
"Can do!" replied Micky and Mike.
"Then let's go," Obi-Wan said.
They got outdoors.
"Davy?" said Micky. "You can go first." They all filed up behind Davy.
"No, no, no please!" whined Davy.
"Do it for me!" Padme smiled.
"Ok then. HIYA!"
"Davy always gets the girl," said Peter.
A clone came up in front of Davy. Davy killed the clone with one SWISH.
"Nicely done Davy," said Anakin.
The fight went long. Davy was kissing Padme while killing clones.
"This is UNREAL!" shouted Anakin. Anakin got REAL mad. He started whacking clones hard and fast.
"Oh no," sighed Obi-Wan.
Micky used his lightsaber well while Peter was still trying to figure it out. Luckily he hit every clone in sight by accident. It was almost what Jar Jar Binks did in the battle against the robots in Naboo. The battle soon ended.
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