Anakin was about to hug Padme, but she moved to Davy.
"MY GOD!" he yelled. "HAVEN'T YOU DONE IT ENOUGH???"
"Take a chill pill, Ani," said Padme. She kissed Davy.
"I hate it when you call me Ani too you know!" screamed Anakin. "I hate it! I HATE IT!" Anakin threw a temper tantrum.
"I don't think she cares," whispered Micky to Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan just looked at Davy and Padme with wide eyes. Obviously they were still kissing.
It was close in time for the Monkees to be heading back. Of course Padme and Davy were at it once again, so they had to tie a jealous Anakin to a chair. Obi-Wan also took his lightsaber away to prevent Anakin from killing Davy.
"I for one am deeply jealous," said Peter. Everyone (except for the two love birds) lookes at him.
"Will we be able to separate them?" Micky asked Mike.
"Not a chance," Mike replied.
"Anakin somehow managed to get a sharp item and throw it at Davy. Davy grabbed the dull end and threw it to the ground.
"Crap! He even has eyes in the back of his head!" Anakin screamed.
"Davy, it's time to go," said Micky.
"Not now," Davy replied.
So they waited. About an hour later they went back inside.
A call came in. "It's for you," said Obi-Wan.
"Okay," said the three Monkees. "Hello... Mr. President?" asked Mike. Indeed it was George W. Bush.
"Hello Mike, Micky, Peter and- where's Davy?" he asked.
"He's busy," said Peter.
"Okaayy. Well anyways there's an emergency!" continued the President. "Earth needs you and your fellow Jedis' help. Clones are attacking here also!"
"Yes sir!" replied the Monkees.
The call ended. Peter opened the door.
"We heard," said Padme. "I don't want to leave you Davy!"
"Didn't you hear the other part?" asked Peter. "You guys are coming with!"
Padme's eyes lit up and she was so excited she kissed Anakin. Everyone stared.
"Oops! Wrong person!" said Padme. She turned to Davy and kissed him, again!
Anakin was getting blue in the face. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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They finally reached Earth.
"Where are the clones?" asked Mike.
"Uh Mike?" said Micky. Mike turned. N*SYNC was surrounding them.
"N*SYNC clones?!" yelled the Monkees.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The End...
OR NOT?