On Earth, The Monkees are living a normal life. In a galazy far away, on the planet Tatooine, clones are attacking!
They need help, but from whom?.....
It was the usual Saturday morning at 1334 North Beechwood. Micky was literally bouncing off the walls, Davy was singing loudly to music, and Peter was talking to Mike while Mike snores.
"Isn't anyone listening to my singing?" asked Davy.
No answer came.
"I'm going to take a walk on the beach ok guys?" Davy said.
As Davy opened the door a beautiful girl walked up.
"Hi, um our ship just ran out of fuel and do you by any chance have any?"
"No, but I am delighted to meet such a divine girl. Who are you?"
"My name is-"
"Her name is Padme," said a young man with a weird hair cut and a glowing stick in his hand.
"Who the heck are you?" exclaimed Davy.
"I'm Anakin Skywalker. Don't touch my girl unless you want to be striked down." answered Anakin.
"And what are you going to do?" Davy asked. "Hit me with your flashlight?"
"Be mindful of your actions uh, uh,"
"Davy. Davy Jones." Davy's eyes started to twinkle and so was Padme's eyes.
Micky came up. "Hey Davy!" he said amused. "Who's the chick?"
"Radme. You see we ran out of fuel and ended up here. Our galaxy's in lots of trouble. This is our most desperate hour."
"Okaaaayy," said Micky. He walked away.
"We have to help her," said Davy.
"Is this a joke?" Micky mused.
"Jokes?" Peter said. "I love jokes and hi!" Peter walked towards Padme and with a flash Anakin pushed his "flashlight" in front of her.
"Don't get any closer," said Anakin.
"Come see our ship," said Padme. She grabbed Davy's hand and raced to the ship with him. Mike came out of the bedroom.
"Hey what's all this about?" asked Mike.
"We'll tell you on the way to the so called "ship"," said Micky.
So they went.
"Whoa!" said Mike after he got a good look at the ship. Micky and Peter looked at each other. "Buttons!" they yelled at the same time and were about to push every one until this little robot came out.
"Hey," Mike said in his Texan accent. "What does this do?" He started to pick it up and then it started beeping everywhere so Mike put it down quickly.
"Our hyperdrive is broken. Do you think you can fix it?"
"Of course I know all about that electrical jazz, but there's only one problem." said Micky.
"What's that?" asked Anakin.
"What is a hyperdrive?" questioned Micky.
"This sure is a strange planet." Anakin observed.
"Yes," agreed Micky. "But there are a lot of girls."
"There is only one girl and... where is she?" Anakin stormed out.
Mike, Micky and Peter shrugged and followed.
They looked around high and low in the ship, but there was no sign of Padme or Davy. A curious Peter found them though.
"What does this button do?" he asked. He pushed it. A door squng open. Davy and Padme were in there making love. Davy handed a can of gasoline to Peter. Peter shut the door.
"Here's the gas!" said Peter.
"Ugghhh Padmmmmeeee!!!!!" screamed Anakin. He started to cry.
"Cheer up pal," Mike said patting him on the back.
"But, but!" Anakin wailed.
"I have an idea!" Micky exclaimed. He told it to Mike then to Peter. He raced out of the ship. He raced back in with Suz one of their friends.
"It's not the same!!!" cried Anakin.
"Oh okay," said Mike. He led the girl out.
"Anyways, my planet Tatooine is being attacked by clones! I need your help." said Anakin.
"What can we do to help?" Peter asked.
Mike leaned over to Micky. "For one thing pry apart those two." They snickered.
"Ahem," Anakin was serious. "First you need to train with my trainer Obi-Wan Kenobi."
"Obey what?" Micky asked.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi my Jedi master who has taught me the ways of the force."
"What's a Jedi?" asked Mike.
"Ask Obi that when we get there ok?" said Anakin. Micky was already working on the hyperdrive.
"We're on our way!" cried Micky and pushed a button.
"Not that o-" But it was too late.
Micky shot a warton torpedo at a hot dog stand on the beach. The hot dog salesman started crying.
"Whoops!" Micky said. He pushed another button. Fortunately is was an intercom thingy. "Sorry man!" he yelled into it.
"Look it's this button," said Anakin.
"Well what do you know I never thought it was that." said Peter. Anakin started up the ship.
"We're on our way!" Micky cried once again.
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