Men on Being in Touch With Their Feminine Side...
@<ecco> I would like to be a sexy woman and a sexy man at the same time so I could have sexy sex with my sexy self

Pick-up lines
@<Ingabish> Hey RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar, Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
* RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar screws Ingabish

* SinfullGod pads over to Ingabish and looks down at her shoes.. "Nice shoes.. wanna fuck?"

Realpolitik
<o__O^> Kracker is our Leader
@<Kracker> I lead pornographic demonstrations at local Court Houses.
@<Kracker> Nothing more though. :o
<o__O^> i can follow that

and then there's MrEviLGuy....
@<FatSarcasticLazyAss> you love for me is no match for the love i have for myself

* BuCkShoT____ hits MrEvilGuy over the head with a beer bottle
@<MrEvilGuy> what kinda beer
<BuCkShoT____> canadian
@<MrEvilGuy> dont waste canadian beer
<BuCkShoT____> the bottles empty
<BuCkShoT____> its more effective that way
@<MrEvilGuy> oh, then i forgive you
@<MrEvilGuy> glass is no match for my skull
<BuCkShoT____> my dog drank the beer

Sexuality
@<Bixymon> Support your fellow penis by donating $$$ to the National Masturbation Foundation (NMF) by calling 1-800-I-Luv-2-Whack |
<Bloody-pSycho> killing and mastrubation go hand in hand |
<Sadey> ithink all girls should try it |
<Sadey> i just can't get enough of wacking off boards |
<YodaNxD> Werd"

@<Kracker> The lightest object in the world is the human penis. You can lift it with a thought. :o

Clap Your Hands and Shake Hands...(or something)
<BuCkShoT____> :D
@<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
<BuCkShoT____> :D
@<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
<BuCkShoT____> :D
@<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
<BuCkShoT____> :D
@<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
<BuCkShoT____> :D
@<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
<BuCkShoT____> :D
@<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
<BuCkShoT____> :D
@<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
<astridas> good god
@<aIsHaClAnClAn> hehe
<BuCkShoT____> :D

Bye Bye
@<IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream> Gotta go now..but beware oooh foul spirits of this foul earth..I will be back to destroy you all!

*** Quits: Alicia_Webb <[email protected]> (This cat,is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat ,to cat , keep cat , a cat , dickhead cat , busy cat , 4 cat , 20 cat , seconds cat! NOW READ IT ALL WITHOUT THE WORD CAT)

Stupid People...Breath is Lethal...
<dead_people> i hav winzip....
<dead_people> but how to unzip???

E-Commerce
@<Professor`> WHAT THE FUCK Do FREE Pussy Pictures and Nude SLuts have to do with looking up my bike ???????????????????????????

Fear and Self-Loathing
@<yoshizuki-san> tappnfast, you're an idiot that thinks he's more than human, I'm lower than human and I don't deny it :p

* Professor` slaps self with retard stick

Sex Appeal
@<Bfitch> ok gf is back from smoking time to have more sex!

@<kira> which is the reason that I would do well =p
@<kira> LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
@<kira> YOU MAKE A PORN FILM

* Chocolate_Ghost follows her to the shower hee hee
* Bixy kicks yoshi in the nuts
@<Bixy> come back when u'll have some cum kid!

Paganism
*** You were kicked by SinfullGod (My goddess has a bigger dick then your god.)
** SinfullGod was kicked by o_O^ (God is a plant not a fucking chick - it need not PMS! - 29)

<_tiGGer_> Jasin - think youre right - God IS A CHICK!
<SinfullGod> Really???
<_tiGGer_> The World's so fucked up, it's GOT TO BE RUN BY SUMUN PMS-n!

We Watch too much South Park
*** Quits: Balls_McGee <[email protected]> (liberty.nj.us.dal.net)
@<Pooley> (Netsplit Detected) liberty.nj.us.dal.net from: typhoon.va.us.dal.net •Celtic IRC•
<KiransFather> OMG
<KiransFather> WE LOST BALLS
@<aIsHaClAnClAn> YOU BASTARD!!!

All Your Base Belongs to ...
@<Professor`> some one set us up the bomb
*** Professor` was kicked by SinfullGod (Bite me)

The Corrs and a bot~
<o_O^> Zark_ can i fuck andrea corr's brains out
+<Zark_> o_O^, I like to think so
.<o_O^> Zark_ will i fuck andrea corr's brains out :D
<Zark_> o_O^, yes!

American Healthcare
* yoshizuki-san bounces happily, my nose is healed and my scab just ripped off :D

<MelMel> Well anyone who knows me knows what's been going on with me in the past week or so with my opertion, and how I woke up, and heard and experienced everything during it >.< Well things are starting to suck more than I thought. I'm having nightmares and flashbacks and things. I hear roadwork, ya know like saws and drills and shit, and it seriously scares the shit outta me, and brings back memories and stuff ;.; How sad am I? The sound of power tools sc
<MelMel> I had to make another trip to the hospital today because I'm passing out all over the place. My blood counts dropped in half since Monday. I had a fever this morning now I have an ear infection >.< Great, just what I need coming out of surgery ;.; I looked like I dropped a lot of weight too. This heat is so not helping either. argh.

MP3
* Dave667 spins Boy george featuring Tigg-Do you really want to hurt me?
@<_tiGGer_> what
@<_tiGGer_> thats mean

A Death in the Family....
[07:21:04] @<Hiko_Sejuro> 2 friends of mine got shot up with a TEC 9 assult auto pistol
[07:21:13] @<Hiko_Sejuro> 13+ bullets in one of em
[07:21:13] +<yoshizuki-san> hiko :O
[07:21:29] @<Hiko_Sejuro> then another friend i knew accidently ran over his GF cuz he was piss drunk
[07:21:36] @<Hiko_Sejuro> now hes in prison for 18 yrs
[07:21:41] +<yoshizuki-san> that's not your household tho, that's your friends
[07:22:05] @<Hiko_Sejuro> and a hyung aka Sempai of mine went to prison cuz he shot a KM fool 3 times in the head with a 9
[07:22:21] @<Hiko_Sejuro> luckly my sempai didnt kill him
[07:22:26] @<Hiko_Sejuro> he was a lucky bastard
[07:22:32] @<Hiko_Sejuro> so hes only in for 5 yrs
[07:22:47] @<Hiko_Sejuro> and i was grazed by a speeding bullet on my right arm
[07:22:49] @<Hiko_Sejuro> during a gang fight
[07:22:52] @<Hiko_Sejuro> SO HAH!
[07:22:52] * yoshizuki-san hmns.... if you're going into friends, one was killed by a 2-ton hay bail, one shattered his leg by the bull almost died, had a cousin that died from a shot to the head just walking downtown[07:24:58] * yoshizuki-san has been beat, stabbed, pushed out of a tree from... about 20 feet, thrown onto barbed wire, foot ran over by a car
[07:25:01] * astridas shoots hiko in the nutts with a airgun
[07:25:04] <|o|O|> but did someone gave u a bomb
[07:25:04] @<Hiko_Sejuro> lol
[07:25:41] @<Hiko_Sejuro> wow
[07:25:43] @<Hiko_Sejuro> ive been through alot
[07:25:56] @<Hiko_Sejuro> i think ill go seek therapy soon

Sibling Rivalry
+<yoshizuki-san> Hiko_Sejuro) my sister wants to buy weed and get me high O_O
@<Hiko_Sejuro> lol
@<Hiko_Sejuro> ur sister is evil
@<Hiko_Sejuro> getting her 11 yr old brother hig<yoshizuki-san> s'ok, I'm more evil than her... she's just sadistic

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Session Start: Thu Jun 21 07:21:00 2001
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[07:21:00] ›Opped - 6 Voiced - 3
[07:21:11] <o_O^> CoME tO #VEaL FoR thE uLTiMAte iN BDSm fUN!!
[07:21:14] <o_O^> CoME tO #VEaL FoR thE uLTiMAte iN BDSm fUN!!
[07:21:26] <Veal> #veal is my personal chan

Catholicism
* _tiGGer_ slaps MelMel 's ass With grace, love, and mercy through the power of Jesus Christ!
*** Nick: _tiGGer_ known as o_O^
@<MelMel> wai ^^
@<MelMel> i got christ baybee :P
<o_O^> beybeh
* o_O^ pins MelMel against the wall, and gives MelMel a Spine Tingling, Earth Shaking, Mountain Moving, Heart Melting, Toe Curling, Mind Bending, Knee Weakening, Bells Ringing, Angels Singing, Brotherly-Sisterly CHRISTIAN Orgasm
@<MelMel> *.*
@<MelMel> dayum
@<MelMel> a christian orgasm :D
@<ecco> that's mildly disturbing
* MelMel folds her hands in prayer

Martial Law
<@mr_frogg> I Got To Go cos the police are here for an interview in regards to the van. I was with it when it was stolen

Keep on Clapping Your Hands...
[07:31:01] <BuCkShoT____> :D
[07:32:13] @<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
[07:32:46] <BuCkShoT____> :D
[07:33:36] @<aIsHaClAnClAn> :D?
[07:34:00] <BuCkShoT____> :D
[07:34:25] * astridas yawns
[07:34:50] @<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
[07:35:31] <BuCkShoT____> :D
[07:35:51] @<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
[07:36:35] <BuCkShoT____> :D
[07:36:47] @<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
[07:41:02] <BuCkShoT____> :D
[07:41:11] @<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
[07:41:36] <BuCkShoT____> :D
[07:42:41] @<aIsHaClAnClAn> hi
[07:47:49] * astridas takes out sluggs and shoots buckshot
[07:48:11] * BuCkShoT____ cries
[07:48:12] <BuCkShoT____> D:
[07:52:29] @<aIsHaClAnClAn> hehe
[07:52:35] <BuCkShoT____> :D

Why Balls doesnt really talk?
*** Nick: Balls_McGee known as BarneyTouchedMyPeePee