| A short time ago, a self-described Vampire Queen instant messaged one of my compatriots, and the humorous text that follows may be offensive to minions of the night! All spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors are left intact...partially cuz I'm lazy, and partially cuz I want to capture the spirit of the conversations. VampireQueen6971: nice profile atomicface: thanks VampireQueen6971: np VampireQueen6971: what do u look like? if i may ask? atomicface: like a loathsome boil festering on a daisy VampireQueen6971: lol VampireQueen6971: bitter huh? atomicface: nope atomicface: just flippant VampireQueen6971: why is it everytimeI talk to someone form atheism they talk like you? atomicface: how do us atheists talk? VampireQueen6971: when you ask them something they give an answer like you did VampireQueen6971: I am a vamp what do you think? atomicface: why we talk the way we do? atomicface: i know not VampireQueen6971: I am truely a VampyreQueen but I am a psychic vamp VampireQueen6971: forget it atomicface: what is a "psychic vamp?" VampireQueen6971: tsomeone who feeds off the energy an aura of others VampireQueen6971: sorry for bothering you bye atomicface: ive never heard of that atomicface: thats interesting VampireQueen6971: I am royalty atomicface: is this psychic vampire thing something you came up with? atomicface: certainly makes being a vampire much easier VampireQueen6971: no it is not something I made up VampireQueen6971: and I do drink blood also but I was born a psychic vamp atomicface: so wheredja get this idea of a psychic vamp from then? atomicface: how many cups of blood do you consume a day? VampireQueen6971: you obviousl doubt me VampireQueen6971: so there is no point in continueing this atomicface: im genuinely inquisative atomicface: and if i doubt you, then convince me atomicface: do you only interact with people who completely accept everything you say? VampireQueen6971: I am not here to convince you I have done it too many times VampireQueen6971: and I tire of it atomicface: i just wanna know more about psychic vampires atomicface: my friend just said that if I cross my legs and arms i can't be gotten to by a psychic vamp. is this true? VampireQueen6971: your friend is full of shit atomicface: nope. that's just what she told me which she got from her friend VampireQueen6971: what is her friend? atomicface: what is she? like whaddya mean? VampireQueen6971: what makes her know anything? atomicface: fuck if i know, its just what i got VampireQueen6971: lol VampireQueen6971: ok VampireQueen6971: oh that is too good atomicface: actually, she's the dark mistress of tantallus VampireQueen6971: alrighty then atomicface: and she fries bowling balls with her fecal matter VampireQueen6971: alrighty then atomicface: so seriosuly, like if i was in a room, how would you mentally suck my energy or what have you? forgive me if im using improper lingo VampireQueen6971: focus atomicface: do you visualize anything? VampireQueen6971: i love to do it while doing other things atomicface: do you get a rush? VampireQueen6971: hell yea atomicface: what does it feel like? VampireQueen6971: it is the best high atomicface: can one become a psychic vampire? VampireQueen6971: yes atomicface: how? VampireQueen6971: I could not tellu ,I was born it atomicface: oh atomicface: i thought you would know atomicface: well im going to go to bed soon atomicface: but its been very interesting talking to a crackhead. regardless of whether you're fronting or not, yer still a bil ol crack ho VampireQueen6971: fuck off [at this point, VampireQueen starts WARNIN' me, up to 10%] atomicface: oh no! atomicface: ahhhh! atomicface: my AIM energy is being vampyred away! VampireQueen6971: fuck off [WARNING up to 20%] atomicface: "im melting...." VampireQueen6971: go away atomicface: k bye atomicface: :-) VampireQueen6971: go away Hoping to create an environment of intolerance to idiocy, I quickly followed suit and conversed with the royalty of bloodsucking freaks. Read about it on PAGE TWO. |