| Here is my journey into the depths of the human soul. CxExPxV: so I heard you steal peoples auras VampireQueen6971: what? VampireQueen6971: who the hell r u? CxExPxV: instead of theiving other people's auras, you might want to spruce up your own with the power of Jesus! CxExPxV: Jesus is the ULTIMATE high! VampireQueen6971: where did you hear about me ? CxExPxV: from Vampyre Queen Monthly VampireQueen6971: Jesus can suck me dick CxExPxV: a digest published by Vampire Queens, for Vampire Queens VampireQueen6971: ^my CxExPxV: you dont have a phallus, queenie VampireQueen6971: fuck you CxExPxV: i'd rather you didnt, i'm afraid you might steal my semen like you steal auras At this point, Ryan (being the epitome of the goth subculture) chooses to converse with the necro-banshee herself. Since he sent me alot of conversations and I'm too lazy to type them all up, here are some of the highlights (some correction in the English language provided by myself, since the two have not mastered it yet. If there is errors, I left them in for effect, or just because, as aforementioned, I'm really lazy.): Infectzine: hey I was playing Castlevania Symphony of the Night, it has vampires in it Infectzine: you should like that VampireQueen6971: :-P yes :-P VampireQueen6971: I had Castlevania for Playstation 1 VampireQueen6971: I am flexible VampireQueen6971: like to please Infectzine: oh really VampireQueen6971: lol Infectzine: so are you any good in the sack VampireQueen6971: I have been told very good VampireQueen6971: They always cum back for more Infectzine: like what special talents does a psychic vampire hold in bed over lets say a regular woman VampireQueen6971: I dont know never fucked a normal woman VampireQueen6971: I know i stay tight no matter what :-P Infectzine: so thats your power huh VampireQueen6971: no I have no powers that r for you but I do have powers that plz me Infectzine: such as VampireQueen6971: I feed from a person while i fuck them causing me a VERY GREAT high VampireQueen6971: it's where I place my hands Infectzine: and where might that be VampireQueen6971: left hand on the right side of the neck VampireQueen6971: and right hand in the middle of the chest Infectzine: so to be safe from energy drain whilst fucking a psychic vampire you should rock em up the bum then so they cant put their hands on ya VampireQueen6971: we don't have to touch it is just that much greater...but what you got in mind sounds like fun Infectzine: oh so you like it in the bum as well VampireQueen6971: yes very much so VampireQueen6971: anything that causes me pain Infectzine: so getting hit by a truck would get you off then VampireQueen6971: not that kind of pain you ass Infectzine: so you like titty twisters and stuff like that VampireQueen6971: yup VampireQueen6971: let me gues you wanna see how much pain I can take? Infectzine: no VampireQueen6971: u r odd VampireQueen6971: smile VampireQueen6971: I am watching Infectzine: <loads gun> VampireQueen6971: grrrrrrrrr If you would like to share your own encounters with the occult, feel free to email me. I'm not making that "email me" thing an email link either, because I dont believe in easing the lives of others. |