| Alot has happened since I last updated this page. After embarking on a madcap cross-country escape from federal prison with some mismatched inmates, I was somehow able to secure a pardon by the governor due to the fact that I played the banjo exceptionally well and loosely used Odysseus as some sort of role model as I made my way across the post-Depression South. To this you are probably thinking, "Seth, how did you end up in a federal prison? I thought those clowns were dead when you got there!" To this I must reply, "How the hell do you know my name?" Besides, the coroner had determined that the clowns were deceased for hours preceding my arrival. After my pardon, I kind of got bored with this page and didn't do anything with it for a while. But here are some great ideas that I thought of when I was running around on my wild journey. 1. Stalin Purge-series legos, where rigor-mortis afflicted lego men are used to construct buildings (like the Gulag) instead of the standard colorful blocks. This requires the feet being able to somehow snap to the head. 2. The create-your-own grindcore cd, where each of the 99 tracks has a couple seconds of blast beats or screaming. This would be played on the "random" setting of a stereo, so that each listen of the cd would create a different song. 3. A book about a child who goes to a school for wizards, where he encounters many trials from evil warlocks and his classmates. In the process he would learn a little about life, love, and himself. I also made the goddamn Cody the Cat drawing which is somewhere else on this page. I originally meant for that to go with an article about home repair, but then I remembered most of my readers do not have homes, and are probably just imagining that they are reading this page in a schizophrenic delusion while they huddle in an old Huggies box behind a Costco. In my absence I also discovered that your spouse is cheating on you. In gleeful celebration I wrote this little article which makes no sense. In that respect it fits right in with the rest of the page. It is right here. |