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Dead Alive

The goriest film that I have to date, but also the most easily accesible. If none of the other films that I own will turn your stomach then grab a hold of this film. GORE GALORE. From the second this film ends to the final scene you'll either be barfing, laughing, or sitting in utter amazement at what the film will throw out at you. A definite must have!

The film opens with a group of guys trying to get the rare Rat-monkey. But the natives want to keep it. So the guys run and get into a jeep. Where they find one of them has been biten by the almighty rat-monkey. So they stop the jeep and start hacking this guy apart wherever they find a bite/scratch. This is shown in full detail. Well rat-monkey makes it to the local zoo. But you don't learn that til later. The story focuses on a guy named Lionel and a girl named Pugita. Pugita's mom is a fortune teller and predicts what will happen. Well to make a long story short Pugita begins to love Lionel. But, Lionel can't love her back because of his over-protective mother. Well Pugita and Lionel set-up a date to meet at the local zoo. Well, the mom catches up and is bitten by rat-monkey which she stomps to death.

The mom starts to become a zombie. And Lionel tries his hardest to hide her. But he fails. To make this summary shorter, the mom begins the chain of people turning into zombies. The ultimate gore-fest occurs towards the end of the film.

The end of the film is ultra-gory although in a cheesy but cool way. I mean the way they die (like a blender or a toilet) and the number of the zombies that die (It must be near 100 within 10-15 minutes)

Reviewed by: Big D
MMMMM...Ear pudding.

This director went on to make "LORD OF THE RINGS"!!!

Hmmm...I wonder if my lawnmower can do that.

Zoo field trips will all of the sudden be scary.

If you ever are bit by an animal go seek help....or else.
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