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Rob Dat Van v Tane-Rau v Codek v Bob |
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Winner gains Place in Main Lockerroom. Rob Dat Van v Tane-Rau v Codek v Bob RVD has a chance to gain back his rightful place, but three eager young newcomers have just as much to be gained from victory. In a battle of old heads vs youthful passion, who will win? |
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It had been a few days, and Codek was
still reeling from the clothesline that essentially cost him his first
match. In his hotel room, Codek had time to think, and think hard. What
had come over him lately? Why had he begun liking to hurt, or rather,
inform, people? Sam never would understand what was going on with Codek
now. Maybe that's why that cold steel was pressed against his temple two
years ago. Codek had stopped fearing his next meeting with Sam. He had begun wanting it, Wanting that chance encounter to exact his revenge in such a way that Sam would never recover. An accident that nobody could walk away from. As he got up, put on his normal gray outfit, and got his carry-on bag, Codek reflected on the complexity of this next match that had been offered to him. A slot in the locker room, as if he needed one. Codek had decided that morning that if no federation wanted him, tough shit. They had him. They had Codek, who was now no longer afraid of people's stares. No longer afraid of Sam. Codek was himself for the very first time, and despite the pain others felt, it pleasured him. He walked out of the hotel room, checked out, and jumped in his 1988 Oldsmobile (gray of course), and went driving. The last time Codek went for a drive, people were hurt, and Codek was ready for it. Codek LIKED it, and got hard just thinking about hurting someone. As he stopped at a light, an elderly lady, about 75 or so, tried to cross. Codek hit the gas, and saw her eyes before the old car hit the old lady. As she rolled over the hood, and onto the ground, Codek never looked back. |
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Bob
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New Orleans, Friction , just at the end
of the nights fisrt match . . . ..... Excitedly the announcer yells .. ..... 1... ..... 2... ..... Bob Lunges forward trying to break up the count , just as he hits though ..... 3 . . ..... The crowd erupts , Kat , the underdog , who through the course of the match had become the people's favourite, had won the match. The crowd is cheering wildly, no more so than Bob. He congradulaters her with a Big hug ( almost squeezing her too hard ) he tries to talk to her but she politely just says Thank you and runs off , the match is over and she has something far more important now on her mind, or rather, someone more important she needs to see. ..... Around the Ring is still chaos , the security guards still trying to get some control , Bob rolls out of the ring to check on Tracey, then worrying for her safety , put his arm around her and quickly escorts her to the back, but still somehow manages to shake hands with a few of the fans. ..... A couple hours later , After showering and changing into some fresh clothes ,Bob leaves the temporary Lockeroom set up for newcommers like him self ( if you can call a garden hose a shower that is ) and he walks backstage, looking for Tracey. ..... Finally he finds her , walking out of an office Door , with a satisfied grin on her Face. ..... "Bob , I did it , I've got you signed for a match , and get this, if you win this, they will give you a FULL contract " Tracey says smiling ..... "Wow really ? that would be great ! " Bob says with a Huge grin ..... "All you have to do Bob , is beat 3 other guys, and you've on here full time !" ..... "I can do that" Bob says confidently "Where will the match be ? " ..... " We're going to Memphis , Tennessee , Ive already booked us some tickets on a train to get us there " Tracy replied ..... "Memphis ?" Bobs says excitedly " Can we go to Graceland , we gotta go to graceland !" ..... " Bob, that depends on when we get there we may not have the time , I still have to book a hotel and make other arrangments . . " ..... Bob wasnt listening at this point , he knew something he was going to get to do something important , not only did he have a big match coming up... he was going to Graceland ! ! |
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Outside Amtrack station Bob: I love trains! Tracey looks around, obviously looking for anything to take her mind off this trip. And, by the looks of it, it was going to be a long one. Tracey approcaches the ticket agent and presents her ticket. Agent: Yes ma'am, Your train leaves in 30 minutes. You are welcome to have a seat in our lobby until then. Tracey had seen some shitholes, but this one took the cake. 5 wooden chairs reeking of feet and Dorito'sİ a lobby does not make. Interior Oldsmobile Codek smiled as he sped down the street. Even though he had lost that match, he knew something was in store for him. His back ached with a serious burning, especially since he had been injected with a strange fluid before his last match. Suddenly Codek sees only black, and a vision of an Amtrack station appears. It was this trance again, this thing that had made him hurt those backstage employees. As quickly as he had seen it, the vision was gone. Codek was very confused by this, and weighed out his options. A: Ignore it like he always did, or B: Take a chance and investigate. Codek: Fuck it. Codek thought that since he had enjoyed the feelings he had now, he might as well try a different approach. Codek parked his car, walked to the counter, and there he was. As big as day, Bob was certainly noticeable. But also very easily distracted. Some children were talking to him while a very intruigingly attractive woman was occupied on the phone. Codek knew why he was here. The kids were the key to hurting Bob, and Codek was going to exploit it. Until a man came up behind Codek and asked for his ticket. Man: Excuse me sir, may I please see your boarding pass? Codek: No, you may not, now go away. Man: Hey, aren't you that wrestler-- Codek: Yeah, go away Man: Who's gay? Codek pauses and turns around to face the man. Codek: What did you say to me? Man: I said, are you that queer fairy that rassles? Codek: DON'T JUDGE ME! Codek launches himself at the man and begins wailing on his head with a flurry of punches. Codek begins to smile a wide, evil tooth bearing grin and beats the man until he passes out. The commotion causes Bob's attention to be focused on protecting Tracey, and they quickly avoid the ruckus. Bob knew who that man was. Codek was here. |
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(A man is seen in the 411fed carpark in
Memphis, Tennessee, walking towards the arena entrance, holding what
seems to be a patched up black backpack. The man walks past two plump
security officers, both eating a Big Mac each but the man is blocked to
the entrance by the security officers) Man - "Ki Ora mate." SecruityOfficer1 - "Hi. And where do you think your going? This entrance is for WRESTLERS ONLY. And where's your shirt?" Man - "I am Tane-Rau, the great, great, great, great grandson of Tane-Mahuta, the god of the forest. He fought many battles with other Maori gods and he now lives in there" (Tane-Rau points to grass) SecurityOfficer2 - "Right. (rolls eyes)" Tane-Rau - "I wear no shirt. I lived in a Village in New Zealand, Auckland, where we wore no shirts" SC1 - "I've never heard of a New Zealand before. Where abouts is it?" Tane-Rau - "It's right by Australia. Excuse me, but I have to get some practice in for my match in a week." SC1 - "411 fed ID please." SC2 - "Yeah" (Security Officer 2 stuffs the rest of his Big Mac into his mouth) As he is chewing his food, SC2 asks the other security officer: "Hey you want another Big Mac?" SC1 - "yeah sure." Tane-Rau - "I just started. I haven't got a fed ID yet." (SC2 walks over to McDonalds to get the 2 Big Macs) SC1 - "Sorry, no ID, no go." Tane-Rau - Mate, if you look at the roster you'll see I was recently hired to the roster, not the locker room roster, the other one." SC1 - "Sorry, wrestler or not, I can't let you in." Suddenly a loud, deep voice goes "Let him in." (SC1 lets Tane-Rau in) Tane-Rau - Sorry for the hassle mate, maybe we could have some Kai later on." SC1 - "Kai?" Tane-Rau - It's food mate, I'll shout you and your friend." SC1 - "Sweet, but you have to pay." Tane-Rau - "Yeah sure, laters bro." SC1 - "See ya." (Tane-Rau follows the man with a black suit, 3 sizes too big for him, into a office room while the other security guard comes back form McDonalds with 4 Big Macs) SC2 - "3 for me, 1 for you. That'll be $8 thanks" SC1 - "God! Next time I'll get it myself." FADE |
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ooc- Welcome to y'all -ooc *Bob walks out of the locker room, and he bumps into RDV. Here before him was the "fallen legend" that all the newcomers whispered about. He had held titles of his own, seen his own glory, yet here he was. Relegated to the garden hose and the footlocker. No more big screen TV's, no more PS2's...just this. Poor bastard, Bob thought. Pissed, too, and probably wants back into the high life...this was gonna be tough for Bob to beat, he thought.* Bob: H...h...hey, RDV! I'm Bob. (pauses, as RDV stares blankly at him) I'm going to Graceland! RDV: That's nice. If you excuse me, I need to shower. As RDV brushes past him to go into the locker room: Bob: Sorry about that falling out you caused with Kodak- *RDV is ticked. Bob can sense it. Bob's scared, and RDV knows it. Poor bastard, he thinks.* RDV: What? I did what?!?!? Bob: I was...I mean...you kinda turned- RDV: Listen to me, punk! That bitch got what he deserved...too sick to wrestle my ASS! Why don't you go run off and fawn over the Kat, or Tracey, or whatever the name is of your counselor! *RDV bumps him and enters the locker room. Bob just stands there, stunned. All he ever wanted was to be liked...and to go to Graceland.* Camera fades. -------------------- |
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..... Codek launches himself at the man and begins wailing on his head with a flurry of punches. Codek begins to smile a wide, evil tooth-bearing grin and beats the man until he passes out. The commotion causes Bob's attention to be focused on protecting Tracey, and they quickly avoid the ruckus. Bob knew who that man was. Codek was here. ..... "Bob what you think your doing ?" Tracey said as Bob grabs her and practically carriers her a safe distance away, just around the corner ..... " Sorry Tracey " Bob says apologetically as he puts her down " I just didnt want you to get hurt" ..... " Get hurt ? what are you talking about .. " Tracey began to say as she heard the crash of something falling over, shouts of angry men can be heard. Just then a group of security guards ran past them and around the corner. ..... Bob peers around the Corner , the security guards, en masse,all 12 of them, finally have the situation in control , as they manage to, barely, pull a large man dressed in grey out of the station, still struggling and cursing obscenities; many of the guards have visible welts on their face, as they angrily drag him out of the station , and roughly through him out onto the street. ..... Seeing its safe for Tracey , he escorts her back to the lobby , some paramedics have arrived and are seeing to the injured conductor , some children ,frightened by the ordeal are crying and holding on to their parents, who are talking softly to them and holding them close in an attempt to console them ..... After putting a neck brace on the conductor, the paramedics place him on a stretcher and take him out to the waiting ambulance, sirens wail as they hurriedly drive off to the nearest medical facility. The sound of the siren slowly dissipating as the the ambulance drives away, leaving behind an uneasy silence in the station, save for the sobbing of frightened children. ..... But one by one , the children , being consoled by concerned parents, stop crying and soon only the odd sniffle can be heard. ..... ALL ABOARD ! NOW BOARDING ! TRAIN TO MEMPHIS TENNESSE NOW BOARDING ! ! ALL ABOARD ..... A voice suddenly wails over the PA system ..... Bob's grabs His and Tracey's luggage and they board onto the front car , and find there seat , Bob happily sitting the window seat so he could watch the scenery, and Tracey putting on some headphones so she wouldnt have to listen to Bob on the trip. ..... Just as all the passengers have loaded onto the train , a straggler, dressed in grey, rushes up to the last car, jumping in just as the train begins to move the back , an argument can be heard but those in that car ,and the words "I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TICKETS" can be heard but all following sound is drowned out as the Train whistle blows ,as the train leaves the Station. A few moments later something about the size of a man is thrown out of the back car and rolls into the ditch beside the track , as the train continues on to its destination. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Memphis Tennessee , Graceland , The home of the Legendary Elvis Presley ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ..... Inside the palatial household of the King of Rock and Roll , Bob walks with the tour group taking in the highlights of this home , seeing such amazing sites as his legendary Jungle room with the green shag Carpet , his TV room with 3 TV sets , and his custom Made kitchen.. ..... Feeling hungry , Bob notices a sandwich lying on the counter and picks it up , it looks really good and no one is watching . . ..... "Mmmmmmmmm good sandwich" Bob says to himself , "Wow , peanut butter AND Banana's , what a great combo " he thinks to himself as he wanders out of the kitchen ,but he has to stop in his tracks as he almost run into a Blonde woman with a microphone.. ..... "This is Allison Triarsi for WHBQ news live on part one of our Famous kitchens report , behind me is one of the most famous kitchen's in all of Memphis , in the Home of the King himself Elvis Presley" ..... Allison turns and gestures towards the Kitchen behind her , however instead of seeing the Kitchen, the camera focus on the large figure of bob, happily chewing away at a sandwich ..... "Um hello . . Looks like we have a guest here ... Are you part of the Staff ? " Allison asks, trying to cover for the unexpected appearance of Bob ..... " What me ? no , Im Bob " Bob replies simply ..... "Oh . . umm.. why are you here ? " Allison asks . . ..... "Im here for the Tour " Bob " Replies "did you know Elvis used to watch 3 TV's at once ?" ..... "Well, that's what they say.. Do you know a lot about Elvis.. Mr. err. Bob ? " ..... "Just a little , my mom used to listen to his records all the time , she even saw him in concert once. I know he built this house for him Mom , he was obviously a great man , I hope to build a house for my mom someday " Bob says, smiling and taking a bite out of his sandwich ..... " I notice your eating a sandwich " Allision begins " Looks like a Banana and peanut butter sandwich, one of Elvis's favourites.. did you get that at the restaurant " ..... "Naw, found it here, in the kitchen " ..... "You found it in the Kitchen ? ? isnt it . .a bit . . . dry ? " ..... "Well it is a little stale . I think someone has left it out too long.. but I was really hungry and no one else was around . ." Bob begins ..... The cameraman begins to wave to get Allison attention and frantically waves at his watch ..... " Well I see that we are running out of time.. This is Allison Triarsi reporting for WHBQ ...." ..... Allison is interrupted before she can finish, the sounds of items being thrown about and people screaming can be heard , the camera quick pans around to see a small crowd of people in fear , a large man Dressed in grey has grabbed a small girl away from its mother , roughly pushing everyone aside and cursing loudly. ..... "HEY ,PUT HER DOWN NOW !" 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Little Jennifer was not very happy right
now. Codek had grabbed her only seconds ago, and was holding tightly to
her arm. "HEY ,PUT HER DOWN NOW !" Bob's voice Suddenly booms out in a Demanding tone as he pushes his way past the camera man causing him to drop the camera , causing the signal to be lost momentarily .... Codek takes the opportunity to size up his opponent, and his surroundings, when Jennifer kicks Codek in the knee. Codek slaps her down, and, as she escapes, continues to look at one thing. In reply to: It all made sense now to Codek, as he is suddenly grabbed by Bob, and in a bear-hug of sorts. Codek gouges Bob's eyes and breaks from the hold. Bob tries to kick Codek, but Codek sees it coming and punches Bob in the balls. Already knowing what to do, Codek takes Bob's shoelaces out, a hard thing to do on a man trying to kick the ever-loving shit out of you. He then takes the stunned Bob's arms and ties them to the security rail protecting the grave, so that he cannot escape. Codek: Yes Bob, you will now understand what you have woken in me. YOU are the cause of this, YOU are the reason I hate. YOU YOU YOU!!! Codek stands over the gave and begins to urinate on it. A man jumps the rail, and attacks Codek, but Codek sees it, and punches him in the jaw, knocking the man out. Codek continues to relieve himself on the man, and the grave of one Elvis Aaron Presley. Bob continues to try freeing himself, to no avail. Bob:SOMEONE HELP ME! HELP ME STOP HIM! But it is too late, the people have begun to scatter, and Bob feels alone. Allison Triarsi helps the cameraman up. Allison: You had better be getting this. Are we live? ok, in 3, 2 and... Yes Cora, it looks like a man dressed in all gray has come to Graceland to defile it. People have been trying to stop him, but with every person lays another body. The gentleman we were speaking to earlier has, in fact, been tangled up in the security railing, and is being forced to watch. It is a sad sight now, to all Mephisians and Elvis fans alike. Back to you Cora. Codek appears to be finished, gives one final shake, and zips up. People have run off, and only the reporter, camera man, and Bob remain. Codek runs toward the estate, and comes back holding a television, circa 1969. Codek:Here Bob, you can watch yourself on TV. Get a good shot of this you bimbo, and while you are at it, get your roots touched up.
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(We sneak into a office and see Tane-Rau
walking out with a fixed, focus look on his face) Tane-Rau - "3 other men, 1 match, winner gets a spot on the roster! YEAH!" (Tane-Rau sees the 2 security guards both eating a big mac but walks to his dressing room and sees 3 other wrestlers sharing his room with him. Tane-Rau walks in) Tane-Rau - "Hey I'm Tane-Rau! Ki Ora mates, nice to meet you." (The fellow wrestlers stare at him then continue with what their doing) Tane-Rau - "Hey any of you know when any rugby games are on? Haven't been able to see a game for a while." Wrestler - "We don't any no rugby 'ver here." Tane-Rau - "Oh, ok then." (Tane-Rau grabs his blak backpack and goes over to the bus station and catches a bus to gods know here) 5 MINUTES LATER (Tane-Rau gets out of the graffitied bus, looks around and walks towards a pet shop. He goes into the store) Tane-Rau - "Excuse me sir, but do you have any small puppies? Puppies, as in dogs." Petshopman - "In fact yes, we do but we've only got one left. Would you want to buy it?" Tane-Rau - "May i see it?" petshopman - "Yes, right this way." (Suddenly 2 guys in big, black biker jackets run into the store, knock the small, skinny pet shop man into a fish tank and try deciamte the whole place) Tane-Rau - "What's up mate?" Biker - "We're doing this cuz we wanna. Me and my mate like to raid peoples shops, for fun. We did it since we were 17 years old." Tane-Rau - "But your like...50 years old!" Biker - "Dude, I now that!" (Bikers hear a police siren and run away) 25 MINUTES LATER (Tane-Rau gets off a bus with his small, brown dog and walks over to Burger King. He walks past broken fences, snapped trees, and tagged houses) Tane-Rau - "This place is like where Uncle Rakou lives! And that place also started with a M!" (Tane-Rau sees a familiar figure in front of him) Tane-Rau - "UNCLE RAKOU!" UncleRakou - "What do you want you stupid man! Can't you see I'm watering my plants! Having 8 children is hard enough with random people screaming my name!" Tane-Rau - "Uncle? It's me. Tane-Rau." (looks confused) UncleRakou - "Tane-Rau? That really you? Tane-Rau - "Yes it is." UncleRakou - Well you better come in for some Kai. Shopping day was yesterday, so we got heaps of potatoes and Kumara." Tane-Rau - "Thanks Uncle" (Both walk into Uncle Rakou's small, white, tagged house as we...FADE) |
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Codek:Here Bob, you can watch yourself on TV. Get a good shot of
this you bimbo, and while you are at it, get your roots touched up. ..... He yells in a rage as he hurls the Tv at Bob who manages to duck , just in time , the TV lands with a loud crash , the fragments scattering all over the grave and into the fountain beyond. ..... Bob's fingers quickly and deftly pull and tug and the laces tied about his wrist , as Codek Smugly walks towards him , still yelling. ..... Codek walks right up to Bob and Backhands him across the face, relishing in the sound of the Blow Codek laughs and almost howls into the sky. Bob Suddenly lunges forward, taking Codek by surprise, his large strong arms wrap around Codek as he lifts him up then slams codek with a thundering crash onto his back. Bob, still battered and bruised, manages to get up first. ..... Codek looks up , the Imposing figure of Bob standing in front of him tossing away the last remnants of the laces that had been tied to his hands , Bob notices Codek watching him undo the tangles. ..... "I was a boy scout when I was a kid, we had to learn about knots " Bob said simply ..... Codek quickly spins onto his stomach, twisting his legs around Bob's , throwing him off Balance and Face first into the grass, quickly Codek reaches for Bob's foot and attempts to place an ankle lock on Bob , Bob, just as fast twists about causes Codek to be thrown forward head first into the security rail , the iron railing sounding a dull , monotonous tone as flesh hits steel stunning codek. ..... Bob, limping, takes a few steps back , towards the house , wiping the sweat off his Brow , and looks over to Allison , now cowering behind her cameraman in fear. Bob walks over to them rubbing his sore wrists. ..... " Are you folks ok ?" He asks concerned ..... "I-I .. we're fine " Allison stutters "My hands are shaking, and my knees are week, but Im just shook up... Ill be fine " she manages to say weakly. ..... "LOOK OUT" The cameraman suddenly yells, Bob turn around quickly to see Codek thrown a large earthen pot towards them , Bob manages to push Both allison and the Cameraman out of the way just as the large pot crashes into a tree behind them. ..... " IT'S ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT !" Codek screams " ALL OF THIS IS YOUR DAMN FAULT" just then the sound of sirens can be heard , growing louder. ..... "THIS IS ONLY THE BEGGINING BOB" Codek yells slowly backing away into the shadows "This is only the begining." |
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*The room is very tense. On one side is
Bob, trying to get the little child back. On the other is Codek, holding
the child, trying to keep control of the situation. It is a tense one.
The pressure is palatable. Suddenly, a large man in an elvis suit, down
to the round belly, large sideburns, and oversized glasses.* Elvis man: Woah, woah, woah, this situation needs to simma down some. Tell ya what I'm gonna do...I'm gonna lighten this all up. Everyone sing alone, yall know the words. Come on! You! You need this! (walks over to Bob and throws an arm around him) Bright light city gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire! *BOOM~!* *RDV punches Bob in the stomach and rips off his glasses and wig.* RDV: YOU SONUVA BIT*H! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ELUDE ME? RDV? HA! *RDV delivers the axe handle of DOOM to him, and he falls to the ground. Codek stunningly laughs...and then realizes that the attention isn't on him anymore. He needs attention. He craves it...thats why he took the girl in the first place. And he wants it back.* Codek: HEY! LOOK AT ME! (holds up girl by the back of her shirt) IVE STILL GOT THE GIRL! *He's still ignored, everyone is watching the horror of RDV mercilessly beating on Bob.* Codek: (shoving people aside, running up to RDV, and whipping him around) YOU BASTARD! YOU STOLE MY SPOTLIGHT!!! *RDV looks him up and down, not caring.* RDV: Who are you? Coked: WHO AM I? WHO AM I!?!?!? IM FRIGGIN CODEK!!!!!!! I HAD THIS SITUATION IN THE PALM OF MY HAND, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WRESTLE IT AWAY FROM ME?!?!?!? RDV: (lets go of Bob's shirt, which he was using as leverage for the ass-kicking) YOU WANT MY ATTENTION? YOU CAN EARN IT AT FRICTION! UNTIL THEN, YOURE NOTHING MORE THAN A COCKY LITTLE SH*T! NOW IF YOU HAVE ANY SENSE IN YOUR SMALL CRANIUM, YOULL HELP ME KICK THIS ARROGANT PUNK'S ASS! Codek: Oh, I'm gonna beat up an arrogant punk. *BOOM~!* *Codek sends RDV crashing to the ground with a thundering right hand. Codek smiles, and then runs off with the screaming girl toward's the bedroom of the King...* Camera fades |
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Codek, with the young girl in his grasp , runs back inside away
from RDV and Bob , however sirens that were heard in the distance had
stopped suddenly followed by the squeal of tires as Memphis finest arrived
on the scene , quickly they surrounded the entire estate and ETF squad
infiltrated the building, they found the young girl without any incident,
the poor girl was terrified but unharmed, there was no sign of Codek. ..... Both Bob and were questioned by the police on at the scene, luckily Allison had all of it on tape and was able to explain to the police what had happened, Bob was free to go ,and was even sharing some laughs with the police before finally leaving to meet up with Tracey. ..... However RDV was sent to Shelby county jail and charged with contravening local bylaw 237-section 4 "No one shall use the image or likeness of Elvis Aaron Presley , or make impersonation of said image , without express written permission of local union 103 , United Elvis Impersonators , Memphis chapter ". ..... Although able to make Bail,due to some mysterious clerical error he could not be released until the next morning. Luckily he had some "friendly" company to share the jail cell with him and pass the time. Meanwhile , in the Suburbs of Memphis ..... She decided to rent a bed and breakfast in the suburbs of Memphis instead of a motel , after what happened last time at the motel, Tracey wanted something a little more peaceful. ..... It had been a quiet day for Tracey , she let Bob go off on his own to take the tour at grace land , so she could spend the day away from him for some peace and quiet, after all , with all the other tourists about gawking at all the memorabilia , she was certain Bob wouldnt attract any attention to himself. ..... Making herself a martini , she plops down on the couch to relax and forget all about wrestling, and anything to do with Bob ,grabbing the remote she Turns on the TV, sipping her martini she catches the Tail end of a news Report ..... "... are no reports of serious injuries , some property damage however including a vintage TV set being destroyed beyond repair , while there are no serious damage reported , the disgraceful acts of defiling the grave of Memphis's Favourite son are Terrible shock to the city , if it werent for the brave action of Bob , who will be wrestling at the next 411fed show right here in Memphis , it could have been much worse .. " ..... The sound of a martini glass thrown forcibly against the TV set cuts off the rest of the report.. |
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Codek had just enough time to get to
the hotel, and prepare
for tomorrow. When he got to his hotel room, he turner on the crappy
Tv, and noticed the lint everywhere, shortly before noticing himself on
the 11 oclock news. " Jeezus, you think they would clean around
here!" Codek reflected on the days activities, and came to realize that Bob had put up much more of a fight than he had hoped. Still, the glorious images of Codek pissing all over Aaron's grave sent wave after wave of pleasure over Codek. So much so, that he decided to reflect on what was going on in his life. He had a match here with 3 other people, 2 of whom, it seemed, were quite intent on hurting him, and one, he only knew of by name. And then, there was that other guy that he had to contend with. All the while, Codek kept remembering the needle in his back, the pain, and the horror. Sam. Whatever had happened, Codek liked this evil. He welcomed it. He wanted to use it, and, since he was already in the mood, went for a mid night stroll. Codek walked down to the lobby, and saw the maids, sitting, smoking, and watching the soap network. "Perfect," he thought."This is why this place looks so shitty." Codek: Hey Ladies, do ya mind actually doing your fucking job every now and then? Maid: Get lost Codek: Lost? LOST? I assure you, I know EXACTLY where I am sister, and you are about to be welcomed to my personal hell! Codek grabs one maid and uses the stalker on her,knocking her out cold as her head hits the ceramic tile floor. The other maids run, but Codek runs faster, and one by one, knocks them out cold. A manager comes out to see what is going on, and decides it was best not to alert the authorities, after some "persuasion." Codek goes up to his room, jerks off, and goes to sleep, renewed. |
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The previous day had been quite eventful for Bob , all the
happenings at grace land had worn him out , and when he finally arrived at
the bed and breakfast Tracey had rented , she would barely speak a word to
him, but bob understood why she wasnt happy , he had spent all that time
at grace land had had left her by herself , and he didnt even bring her a
souvenir. ..... The Bed and breakfast they had rented was just an ordinary house in the suburbs of Memphis , but it was nicer to stay in a house rather than a stuffy motel. ..... Bob had gotten up early for breakfast , Mrs. Beale , the lady who ran the Bed and Breakfast , was a kindly old woman who cooked up a hearty breakfast for Bob , eggs bacon, and even homemade grits ! ..... There was another family staying at the house , the Williams , a very nice couple with a son by the name of Johnny. Johnny was about 8 years old and all he wanted to do was play football for the Titan's and win the super bowl. he told Bob this between mouthfuls of cheerios. ..... Johnny went on to say how next year , if he had good marks in school, his parents promised to take him to football camp in the summer. ..... "I used to play Football in school" Bob said " If you have a football I could show you some tips, if its ok with your parents" ..... "You could ? Mom, can I please ? please mom " Johnny pleaded ..... " Ok Johnny, but just for a little while , just be careful ok ?" His mom said ..... "COOL ! lemme just get my Ball, ill meet ya in the backyard ok ?" Johnny said as he ran off excitedly, looking for his football. A few minutes later , only a few feet away ..... After a simple breakfast of renewa parovroa with butter and a cup of coffee, Tane-Rua walked out to the backyard of his uncle's home , to stretch his muscles and greet the morning sun. ..... The sun is warmer than he's used to for this time of year, finding a lawn chair he sits down with his cup of coffee to enjoy the warmth of the sun on his face ..... Closing his eyes, he begins to visualize his upcoming match , it's a very important match , a stepping stone for him, one that could lead to bigger and better things, perhaps he could earn enough money one day to settle down with his family, maybe even buy a farm somewhere. his thoughts began to wander when suddenly something bounces off his forehead, startling him and almost causing him to fall off his chair and spill his coffee. ..... There , on ground in front of him, lies a strangely shaped rugby ball, someone had made the ball far too pointy. " No wonder no one plays rugby in this country " he thought to himself standing up , he leans over to pick up the oddly shaped ball. ..... "Im sorry about that mister , didnt mean to throw the ball over the fence like that " Bob says as he peers over the neighbouring fence. ..... " I hope I didnt break anything ?" he asks concerned ..... "No , no at all " Tane says rubbing his forehead " No harm done at all" Tane says handing the ball back over to bob ..... "Thank you very much , Im Bob Btw " Bob says extending his hand ..... "My name is Tane-Rau" Tane-rau says taking Bob's hand and shaking it ..... "Tane-Rau ? Im going to be wrestling a Tane-Rau at the 411fed show soon" ..... "That would be Me .. Bob " Tane-rau says "Im travelled all the way from New Zealand to find a new life for my family" ..... "New Zealand ? aint that where that crocodile guy is from, you know the one in the movies ? " Bob Asks ..... "Crocodile guy ?" tane asks confused " Im sorry but I did not see that movie ..... "Oh... Say did you see that Lord of the ring movie ? with all the elves and dwarves, hobbits and the Big walking Trees ? that was great.. I heard they filmed all of that in New Zealand" ..... "I have heard of that movie yes , but ive never seen it..." Tane-Rau begins ..... "Say, since you're from New Zealand,mind if I ask you a question ? " Bob asks ..... "Please go ahead" Tane-Rau prompts ..... "Those hobbits over there are they really that small ? or is it just special effects ? " ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile,several miles away at Shelby county Jail. ..... The clerical error which had kept RDV in jail overnight had finally been "cleared up" and he was finally allowed to be set free , the looks on the faces of Memphis's finest made it quite clear he wasnt the most popular inmate ever to spend the night at their fine Facility. ..... But he was free now , free to go anywhere he wanted to , do anything he wanted too. And he wasnt in the mood for sightseeing... |
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(Bob and Tane-Rau are in Uncle Rakou's
backyard) Tane-Rau - "Mate, I wouldn't have a clue. I lived in the Bay of Plenty where no hobbit lived. Well none that I knew of anyway. May I ask you a question mate?" Bob - "Oh sure. Go on." Tane-Rau - Well I'm walking around and I'm seeing guys playing with a small football and pads on all over there body. Is this a type of rugby?" Bob - "It's called Gridiron/ American Football. It's played in American instead of, um...what it's called?" Tane-Rau - "You mean rugby?" Bob - "You got it. Instead of rugby." Uncle Rakou - (From his kitchen) "Tane-Rau we've run out potatoes and Kumuras, mind if you go to the shops and get some for us?" Tane-Rau - Sure Uncle. What's for tea Uncle?" UncleRakou - "You'll see. Now go get the kai before the shops close Tane." Tane-Rau - "Ok. (Turns to Bob) Sorry mate, maybe I'll see you later or even at the arena?" Bob - "Yeah, sure. Would you like to Tracey? She's inside." Tane-Rau - "Sorry, some other time, later bro." Bob - "See ya." At the local supermarket (Tane-Rau carefully places his 4 bags of potatoes and kumuras into his trolley and lifts them onto the counter) CheckoutMan - "That'll be $15.60 thanks." (Tane-Rau pulls out an old american 20 dollar note out of his patched up jeans and gives it to the man.) Tane-Rau - "Thanks man." CheckoutMan - "For what?" (Tane-Rau is already outside. 1 bag of potatoes is held by his left arm, the other bag on his right, and the 2 bags of kumura on his big, braud shoulders) Tane-Rau - "Wonder what's for dinner?" |
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Codek was walking
out of the arena when he spotted a janitor. Codek normally would have
stopped what he was doing to harass this cleanup employee, but Codek had
other plans. He got on the phone and called his old friend Allison Triarsi
at WHBQ. Codek:If you want a good story, meet me at the hardware store. Allison: What? What are you.. -=Click=- Codek hadn't wasted any time, and drove to the True Value store. He calmly went in, and actually purchased a sledgehammer, and a ball-peen hammer. Codek started walking out, when the WHBQ van pulled up. Codek:: Good. Follow me and be quiet. Codek got in his car and drove to the bed-and-breakfast that someone at the arena had been "convinced" to tell him about. He knew Bob and Tane hadmade accomodations there, and apparently, Bob was just fine from their last encounter. This simply would not do. Codek, with camera crew being as quiet as mice, went to the door, opened it, and walked around, looking.. Codek: OH BOyyYyYyYYS! This got the attention of young Johnny Williams who comes running from the backyard. Johnny: Hey mister, wanna play some football with us? Codek: I will tell you this only once. Go. Hide. Now. Sensing something was about to happen, the camera crew flipped on, and started broadcasting live. Allison: This is a grim scene here, as it appears the man who defiled the grave of Elvis Presley is about to do something again. Codek walked out back, dropped the sledge and saw Bob. It took no time for Bob to see the ball-peen hammer, but it was too late. Codek had already hit him in the leg with it. Bob found himself in an unusual position, on the ground, and quickly. Codek grabbed the sledgehammer and used it on Bob's other leg. Bob writhed in agony as the tape rolled. Codek:Yes, Bob. That's it. You are going to know what it is to hurt. You are never going to judge anyone again. YOU ARE NOT MY JUDGE! As every word was said, Codek punched Bob, causing him to bleed from the face. Codek had to hit Bob so hard, his knuckles began to bleed. Codek enjoyed every second of it. Bob finally passed out, or at the very least, appeared to, and Codek looked at the camera. Codek:This is for ALL of my opponents. Don't ever BLEEP with me, or this will happen... Codek then took the sledgehammer and busted the camera. Allison and crew ran to their truck, as Johnny looked on from his bedroom window. |
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(Tane-Rau rolls over and flies onto the
hard wooden floor. All is heard is owls howling and wind blowing like a
trumpet and Tane-Rau snooring like there;s no tomorrow) THE NEXT DAY Tane-Rau - "Oww...my back...a shower will do the trick! Better be quick, Uncle's making breakfast" (Tane-Rau crawls into the bathroom and takes a shower) 4 HOURS LATER (Tane-Rau packs his bags and walks into the kitchen where Uncle Rakou is sculling a cup of tea) Tane-Rau - "I've got my match soon Uncle. It'a today and afterwards I'm leaving straight away. So I'll see youm later Uncle." UncleRakou - "Okay then. Good luck and I'll catch up with you another time, maybe when you're a world champion!" Tane-Rau - "I doubt that. (laughes) Give Aunty my love when she comes back from Chicago. See ya." UncleRakou - "Will do nephew." (Seconds later Tane-Rau was off to the bus stop to catch a ride to the arena where his biggest match ever was going to be held in a matter of hours when he took on a man called Codek, someone he never had heard of, as well as someone else called Rob Vat Dam and Bob. Tane-Rau thought of Bob all the way to the arena wondering what he was like and could the be such a kind man as Bob? Finally the bus stopped at the arena and Tane-Rau got out. He had never saw a big stadium such as this one before. He felt nervous and worried as he walked through the wrestlers gate, this time with his 411Fed ID right in his rough hands...) |
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*Tane-Rau opens the door and collides
with RDV, who had come to the arena to collect his things to go work out
in a private gym...had to get away from all of the other nuts in the
match, he thought.* TR: Oh...I'm so sorry. I'm new here. Forgive me, please. RDV: Just don't let it happen again...anyways, I'm R *thumbs* D *thumbs* V *thumbsa AGAIN!*. Who in the hell are you?? TR: My name is Tane Rau. I have come from New Zealand to embark on a new life here- RDV: As what, a water boy? You're pathetic. [TR drops his head in shame] Who's your first match against? Kodak in a hog pen? TR: Um...no. Actually, its against Bob, Codek, and...well- RDV: Me. Listen up, little boy. I don't know what the hell they taught you down in kiwi land, but here in the states, we play for real- *Tane was sick of hearing the arrogant American speak. He decided to take action.* RDV: Now listen closely. I like decaf, 2 sugars- what the hell?!?!? *Tane had him grabbed by the collar.* RDV: What the hell do you plan on doing, hmm? Out here, its assault, you know. Trust me. I just got outta jail because the hicks got ticked. *Tane Rau thinks it over, and lets go of RDV's collar.* RDV: Good boy...but that took guts, kid. Here. I'll open the door for you. *RDV does so. Tane is stunned, and slowly walks into the arena. As he goes through, RDV gives him a shove and laughs. Now Tane was pissed. This was a matter of his pride, now. He turned around and shot a gowl at RDV, who was doubled over with laughter at the anger in his face. He put his 411 ID card in his pocket, marched up to him, grabbed him by the collar, and monkey flipped him into the arena.* TR: I do not believe it's assault in here. *TR began applying a series of vicious chops to RDV's midsection. RDV rolled on the concrete floor in agony, and Tane got up, grabbed him bag, and walked over to the check in table. He pulled his ID card out of his pocket, and presented it to the official.* TR: Hello. My name is Tane Rau. I'm new here. Staffer: Welcome...*looking at list* Yes, ok. You're in the rookies locker room. Third door down the corridor on your right. Listen for the leaky faucet. TR: Thanks! Um...what about him? *points at RDV* Staffer: Oh don't worry, we'll take care of him...happens to him all the time. *Tane Rau smiles and marches off to get ready.* Camera fades |
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