I came out here just before Christmas 2002 in a box from the Minnesota Coffee Girls. That's the women Ms. Mary used to have coffee with all the time. They're good people. Take it from me. I should know. I was born and raised in Minnesota, so I know good people. I was sent out here by Ms. Donna; she's one of the Minnesota Coffee Girls. I think she knew Ms. Mary was lonesome for her friends and needed someone to cuddle with. Well, here I came! I've watched this family grow over the past few years. And I fluff fur and smooth feathers and pluck off lint and arrange scarves and bows, and I button vests and do my best to keep hats on their proper heads and at their proper angles.
I don't know what this family would do without me.
I don't know what I'd do without this family!
P.S. You know what? There are good people in California, too! I should know. I live here now.