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Patriot Bear SIR:  Here's the picture that's just the socks for the secret mission.  The green ones on the left were worn by Mr. Vegas (aka "Mr. Boo"), and the black-and-white ones on the right were worn by me (aka "Cat Eyes SIR").
Patriot Bear SIR:  On Sunday afternoon we went down to the lobby of the hotel.  I spent some time with Ms. Charise.  I hadn't seen her since April of '04 in New York City, so we had a lot of catching up to do.

Mr. Vegas: Part of the time, Francis and I sat on her leg.  She petted us and told us we were cute.  See us in the middle the picture?
Patriot Bear SIR:  I also was able to spend a few minutes with Mr. Russ.  He and I have been friends ever since we exchanged HELL-o messages a while back.  He is a true-blue American, and I am proud to call him my friend.

Mr. Vegas:  He's a Giants fan, too, and he always wears socks like we did that weekend.  Well, his don't have cat faces and don't say "Boo" -- but he does have some that say "Giants" on them, I bet.  I asked Ms. Mary what a Giants fan is, and she said it is someone who really really really likes the Giants football team.  And then I asked her what a Giants football team is, and she said it is a bunch of men who like to play a game called football -- they use a pointed ball!!  how can it be a ball if it's not round? -- and they are so good at it they get paid a lot of money.  And lots of people go watch them play with that ball.

Millennium:  I heard that "giants" are large people, much larger than regular people.  Even a little giant would be taller than the bookshelf.

Branson:  You mean they could walk right up to us and look us in the eye?

Millennium:  They would have to duck down to get through the doorway, and you would have to look way up at them.

Branson:  I don't want any to come here.

Marta Pearl Beary:  I don't think Ms. Mary knows any giants, nor any of those other Giants that play with a ball that isn't round, so there isn't much chance anyone will duck through our doorway anytime soon.  Is there?

Branson:  We can ask her when she gets home.

Nanette DuBeary:  And just how would we explain why we were asking about giants or Giants?

Branson:  Maybe we could say that Patriot Bear SIR was telling us about Mr. Russ and then Vegas told us about Giants and then Millennium told us there was a big difference between Giants and giants.

Nanette DuBeary:  You ask her.  I want to know right now if we know everything Vegas and Patriot Bear SIR did in Florida.

Mr. Vegas:  Guess what!  Guess what!  Guess what!

Nanette DuBeary:  I'm not going to guess.  You tell me "what" or I'll what you.

Patriot Bear SIR:  HARRUMPH!

Nanette DuBeary:  I'm sorry.  I just hate having to drag information out of Vegas.  It's like pulling hen's teeth.

Alice B. Patchbeary:  Hens don't have teeth.

Nanette DuBeary:  I know.  That's why they are so hard to pull.
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