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It's
a funny old Christmas!
Over
the years I've had some funny things happen to me at Christmas. I've also had
some complete disasters. Here are a few of mine and a few of my friends amusing
or tragic tales. The
Lost Christmas | Granny's Ham Roll
Hold
The Southern Comfort! | The Forgetful Santa Claus
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| I
remember my first Christmas Eve as an adult (well I don't really, you'll soon
see why)...
Being my
first alcoholic Christmas Eve, I got myself all dressed up and went out to paint
the town red. I started early, and finished very late. Needless to say I was a
little bit the worse for wear, I eventually got myself home and into bed and drifted
off into a very sound sleep. When I woke the next morning, I was excited and looking
forward to going to my friends for lunch. I decided to call her and wish her a
merry christmas and say I'd be there as planned. When I called she sounded surprised
to hear from me and asked where I had been, I remarked that I hadn't been anywhere
and asked her what she meant. Well you missed Christmas lunch she said, but you're
welcome to come today (Boxing Day)! ... I had slept through Christmas! |
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This still makes me giggle!
One Christmas party I will always remember is the one
where my gran had a little bit too much sherry and fell asleep in the chair. I
was a teenager at the time, so myself and a friend thought it would be funny to
throw the left over sandwiches at sleeping granny. They landed in her lap and
on her head and we stood giggling away, then I picked up a ham roll, aimed, fired..
and bullseye! it landed right in her mouth. We didn't like to wake her, so we
left her snoring with the ham roll... I still don't know to this day what she
must have thought when she woke up |
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Hold
the Southern Comfort |
| Talk
about a hot christmas!
Myself and a friend were
sitting having a Boxing night drink at home. I had a southern comfort which I
had been holding for some time. We decided to light a few candles I had put in
the window as part of a Christmas display, so I took a lighter
and lit the first candle. As I lit it, I felt rather hot and my friend let out
a scream, I looked down and I had lit not only the candle but myself aswell! Luckily
it was very short lived (rather like a Christmas Pud you light at the table) The
fumes from the Southern Comfort were on my clothes and had egnited when I lit
the candle! | Top
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| This
is just cruel!
One Valentine's Day (yes I said Valetine's
Day) when I was about 7 years old, my mom came downstairs from making the beds
with a huge box covered in Christmas
gift wrap. (I was confused to say the least). "Here you are" she said,
"Santa must have left this in the back of the wardrobe on Christmas Eve,
because I've just found it!"... What she really meant was.. "I'd had
too much Christmas Spirit, and forgotten where I'd hidden it" Still, I can't
complain I suppose, I had a lovely Doll's House for Valentine's Day that year! |
Notice a common element in these stories?
Let that be a warning to you hehe!
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