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FROM: OPERATIONS
SUBJECT: Restroom Use Policy

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom
under informal guidelines. Effective immediately, a Restroom Trip
Policy will be established to provide a more consistent method of
accounting for each employee's restroom time and ensuring equal
treatment of all employees.

Under the policy a "Restroom Trip Bank" will be established for each
employee. The first day of each month, employees will be given
twenty Restroom Trip Credits. These credits may be accumulated.

Within four to six weeks, the entrance doors to all restrooms are
being equipped with personal identification stations and computer-
linked voice print recognition devices. Before the end of the month
each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal
and one under stress) to the Human Resources Department. The voice
print recognition station will be operational but not restrictive
during the entire month. Employees should acquaint themselves with
the stations during that period.

If the employee's Restroom Trip Bank balance reaches zero, the doors
to the restrooms will not unlock for that employee's voice until the
first of the next month. In addition, all restroom stalls are being
equipped with timed paper roll retractors. If the stall is occupied
for more than three minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty-seconds
after the alarm sounds, the roll of paper will retract into the
wall, the toilet will flush, and the stall door will open. If the
stall remains occupied, your picture will be taken.

The picture will then be posted on the bulletin board located in the
Employee Relations Office. Anyone's picture showing up three times
will immediately be terminated. If you have any questions about this
policy, please ask your supervisor. They have all received advanced
instructions.

 

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