| "When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." Stephen King. "If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" Art Hoppe. "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'." Charlie Brown. I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!! "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign). "He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin. "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are." Matt Lauer (on NBC's Today Show). "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." Joseph Stalin. "Of course America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up." Oscar Wilde. |
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