| �No, not when I got hit by the car.� - Damon �I know, cause I don�t know her name!� - Damon �You can have this paper. No need for me to take it all the way home.� - Mom �I�m bringing my school friends over.� �You have School Friends?� --Damon and Me "God creates Dinosaur. God destroys Dinosaur. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaur." "Dinosaur destroys Man. Woman inherits the Earth." -- Dr. Malcolm and Ellie on Jurrasic Park �No Easter basket, no ham dressing. This is the pits for me!� - Porky �You rode the wagon!� �What wagon?� �You know, the wagon!� �Did I fall off the wagon?� --Damon and Stacey on their childhood. �They�re naked over there! In the other house.� - Porky �No, I�d have to trash my hands!� - Austin �Chapter Three: The Clampets go to Maui.� - Porky �Please, let�s make them think we are normal!� - Barb on the family. �Where�s the restroom?� �They don�t have restrooms.� -- Cleo and Donna �This is the first time I�ve seen you with pants on!� - Donna at church �Porky took it!� - Damon talking about the banana pudding. �He believes in Santa Claus.� �Yes, I do.� -- Cleo and Monty. "They ruined everything for me!" - Emperor Kuzco when he get's turned into a llama on The Emperor's New Groove "Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." Jim Carey. "The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." Alfred Hitchcock. "Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs." Alfred Hitchcock. "I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host." David Letterman. "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett. "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates. "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." Robin Williams. "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." Dave Edison. "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." Jerry Seinfeld. "You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." Al Capone. "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out." Rodney Dangerfield. "I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." Steve Martin George W. Bush: "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." "I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California." "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" "What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position." "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." "We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself." "The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case." "If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura." "The Internet is a gateway to get on the net." Bob Dole. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." Jimmy Carter. "I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them." George Bush. "You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans." Ronald Reagan. "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like." (almost unbelievably) Abraham Lincoln. "When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal." Richard Nixon. "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before." Dwight D. Eisenhower. "Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph." Adolf Hitler. (Grr, don't you just NOT like this man?) "The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." Ronald Reagan. Dennis Leary: "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!" "Life sucks. Get a F**king helmet, okay?" "Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct." "There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid!" "I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with." "I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture." |
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