serving the college community: paper mill hired to line puppy mill

terms negotiated over a beer

You may begin an investigation of possible plagiarism with nothing more than a feeling that the student's writing has improved dramatically over the space of a couple of days.

a new proposal

broadens the definition

of dietary fiber.

are you calling me a cab driver? check out my finger implant. I got it online.

I dropped my bucket and committed library plagiarism then and there beside the pig pancreas. thereafter, I had recruits panting at my heels and warding off all snakes before me.

fiber’s psychological benefits. I told you the King Snake is my friend. he crawls. his eyes curl. wait a minute, kid, let me check that candy for glucoproteins.

meet my close friend bacteria and my neighbor puffy mold.

smear some punishment all over my face.

salamanders, spring mattresses, or people named Barton. all names beginning with J have been replaced with palm trees. put that shovel back behind your floppy ear.

king snakes love passing time under your pillow. the coldest place in the bed.

topo map of your abdumen.

my biology teacher. your cheerleaders are mere polypeptides.

please cover your mouth with those cavities.

atrractions include the girl who does things for (very little) money, the American flag believed to be Shroud of Turin, and the car made entirely of transcribed codons. deep fried face. dont lick me there.

if you are going to the south of Alabama, be sure to wear lots of peroxide in your hair.

Bob likes to swim in hot springs and has a pet salamander. Bob would shit his pants at the likes of Bill Gates or Mel Blanc visiting his place.

Carlton Fisk was caught on another man’s mound. was found with a floppy disk under his hat. Carlton Fisk has some greens caught between his teeth (the eighth and ninth incisors). he expected to marry Erika, who drives a Volvo to and from the landfill. this may be especially true if a student owns a book that is not likely to be found in the library.

landfills make up 7% of the earth’s surface.

shadows comprise 3% of the earth’s surface at any one time.

let’s try that again.

somebody’s been plagiarizing my ideas on the bathroom walls of the bars about town. I am riding alone to the explosion.

Some may argue whether to spell it "fiber" or "fibre," but food scientists, nutritionists and academics are currently wrestling with a much more important question: the definition of fiber itself.

we here at coastal carolina university believe that the digestion of proteins begins in the home.

mash potatoes have been delivered piping hot into the small intestine. now all the animals can do is wait for the arrival of the summer rains.

santa claus stays drunk 364 days of the year, elves close to the premier report.

the current swept us away from the submerging weigh station. topography was attained by my mind.

the local geography. i’ll take mine with gravy.

de facto maintenant: "Dietary fiber consists of the remnants of edible plant cells, polysaccharides, lignin and associated substances resistant to (hydrolysis) digestion by the alimentary enzymes of humans."

turning my books into commercials. all my actors are dolphins with beerguts.

after a protein rich meal, brain levels of serotonin decrease because there’s too much baseball on TV.

transponder 19 attached to the amino acid valine. a friendship bracelet for maline and one for sally. they are reading gertrude stein on the portico.

aquilino approaches and proceeds to repeat himself. he professes his love for reduced fat trisket whole wheat wafers.

it’s fiber to an elephant.

I poured cold coffee and warm pudding on your sec’etary. it’s puddling everywhere. she can type eighty words per minute but choses to type 24.

as an aid to cerebral digestion wave your hands in the fishtank. handshake at malfunction junction ends in paintball olympics.

instead of pants I wear a sodium phosphate buffer.

instead of a hat I have the entire east side on my head. (and a guitar solo in my arms.)

my aid-de-camp will show you to your dimwit now.

put the acid into the enzymes. I know I aint seeing you stir with short strokes, tom brokaw.

whose vat are you using?

I get my belgian waffles shipped in by teenagers with pagers and tin grins. all along the front we have arranged pink flamingos, sorority girls who’ve lost their floats, picket fences painted with a soft-liver alkyd and posters of Mr. Winkle meeting the president.

a brief description of this method serves as the current definition of dietary fiber.

I like my women forceful. I left my keys in the blender. who is that, chewing aluminum foil?!

she speaks my mind. I command robots to assimilate.

everything with you is a competition these days.

Mike Wallace is the defatted food material that remains after in vitro digestion with two amylases and one protease to simulate physiological digestion, and it precipitates in 78% alcohol, corrected for protein and ash in the precipitate," said Dennis Gordon, chair of the AACC Dietary Fiber committee in Cereal Foods World, Feb. 1999.

he was correct.

competitive plant sitting. wait shifting.

change approaches in bubble form.

Softer stools also reduce constipation and ease or prevent hemorrhoids, explains Tungland. eventually, morley safer will begin to lactate uncontrollably on a recycled paper bag.

fourteen parts amylase on wax paper in the sun. reflected in your eye. we met in a dinghy, singing songs about crowd control.

Sunday Chalk Talk with Coach McGuts.

the fishing shows have been pre-empted for a special about the hazards of hotdog pot liquor.

franks in peanut butter and chutney will surely bring out their smiles!

roast dollops.

wiener sauce convinces pontiff.

your former man was a double-agent ditch digger. he was a meat substitute. me, I’m no tofu and certainly not healthy. so, whom do you really want appearing in your dreams?

check out these other impulse purchases: the pocket dictionary. wedding rings. .38 specials with rhinestone inlay. freeze-dried icecubes.

the rooster and king snake do a two-step around some ant beds. I lay me down to blow dandelion puffs and whisper your middle name. making angels in the fresh concrete.

I spent twelve years in an elevator practicing my enunciation.

swallow that gum and it will be trapped for seven years. and it will itch.

another modest effect of insoluble fiber is its scrubbing/cleaning action on epithelial walls in the intestine. it wont get my grafitti off, tho, baby. recycle that bottle after you drain it of the liver-flavor diaper gravy. stop waving at your former boyfriends, frontin’ on cell phones out front of the publix while they moms’s inside buying crackers for the ant farm keeps them company in the four-postered bedroom. who’s bumpin’ thee tonight, baby? not me: I’m too lazy after a day’s work and my foster children need straightening out.

bring that pout over here. I’m gonna whiz on it.

you think corn is bad? I cant digest any portion of a wonton.

bullets made of amylase. surrounded by baby fat on all sides.

astronauts eating spicy enchiladas.

for the last time, will you please launch your career!

the luxury hot dog. tour bus romance.

what kind of guy do the real bitches end up with? the real sexy bitches? not on looks. I dont judge sexy by size and weight.

a train made of corningware is coming. I can see it reflected in your eye, Yaku.

In general, soluble fiber reduces calorie load to the host and adds viscosity, which has an effect on insulin resistance and postprandial blood sugar increase.

fire warheads.

meet me at the Islets of Langerhans. bring a pair of unmarked snowpants.

only accessible by paddleboats.