I think that people who are mentally ill are very much like me when I am high or drunk. especially those who join cults or keep notebooks.

paper or plastic, I'll take any girlfriend I can get.

long term germs. terms of endeared bereavement. mirror practice sessions. long haired priest with bongwater stained frock offering soccer ball to the masses.

God bless the rapid coagulation of proteins.

everything today is done in a paper bag. by EMTs.
 
sock napkin. your puppets have rebelled, taking the car far away down the block.
    towards the sewer smell.
  there is a lawsuit and an uncertain liveliness about the fourteen year old caught amongst the forest of adults. who is the silent majority?
    I dont care.
   one day I'll fly without a license. (bottled suez: it's the water you've been looking for.)

Local anesthetic is a priority both for patient comfort and as a prelude to definitive therapy. aroma hair. umbilical hernia telephone call.

taking the subway to grandma's. pineapple sandwiches and the time-portal bathroom.

if you dont turn that goddamn car alarm off you're gonna find somebody's robbed you of your life, chappy.

quotidian music, concommitant killing power and the adjutant general’s moist hot breath. quaaludes on aisle three. hot ass.

shower and wash your hair every night to remove pollen and aliens. growth growing season. your mom's dry warnings about miasma go unheeded. unheeled, we enter the third quarter at dusk.

paper gown. sweater for your favorite tree. tea for two.

wipe up in the jury box.

you can tell the people that I write near mealtimes. Venus Williams names her tennis balls after former landlords in Philadelphia. the city of brotherly names.

erosion of the youthful features.

invectives generated within the confines of an autoclave, a pressured session.

gender smoochers.

sit and pine.

rocket car rest area.

sit 'n' spin.

why examine your new Wilson lymphatic dissemination NFL football? get me the president of the united states of america and the free samples.

Human bites causing serious injury to the penis, though uncommon, do occur in the setting of sexual activity. The associated wounds tend to be superficial and should be managed with copious irrigation, debridement, and antibiotics (ampicillin clavulanate, 500 mg po tid x 10 days) directed at anaerobic organisms and other mouth flora.
    those are some realistic watercolors. penetrating stare versus the absorbant look. semaphor for dummies. waves imply time. global warming's effect on Easter egg hunts.
    Pull the ampicillin curtains    unjack the cordless phones.

he writes near a mealtime. "Pepperdine in a romp. Siwash for a star-studded proximity." it's all wax, Horatio. hold my hand and pray for raindrops the size of art-department egos.
    you drive me yugo. you spill yogurt. you drive a Yugo and drive it well. I melted a crayon on your limited-edition garden gnome.

and again in Macadamians 5:26, "Because of its capacity for rolling and escaping most injuries except for direct penetration by knife or bullet, the penis is not easily traumatized in the flaccid state."

green is the sewer smell I made up.

roll your own.

certain organisms of a type thought to be incapable of thought and song.

The time required to kill a known population of microorganisms in a specific suspension at a particular temperature. a peculiar temperature.
    it took nine years, eight months, three days and four hours to kill the indigenous peoples of Pickle Creek, Illinois at an average temperature of 66 degrees fahrenheit. and lots of BBs.

deploy the temperature of 191 degrees fahrenheit. please.

I took a smack across the face.
    redirected
    made more aware of who

balloon therapy is a non-invasive approach to landing at LaGuardia. to re-education. that is, unless you have restricted airspace, either under your home or in your backyard. the brickyard by the viaduct where people sleep forever. the brickyard that is a race.

yes, of who.

Nimby Pamby was dragged thru the streets tied/attached to a little red wagon used to transport dirty laundry and boxes of expired bubble gum.
    expatriots shed their clothes for many reasons.

degloving lesions for marching legions and deep lacerations to the partis más orgullosa. nothing matters anymore, except the size of my hands (in relation to the moon).

I cannot undo my schedule to meet your meteor.

I had these clothes picked out.
 

PART 2: the far reaches of the unitard

what will I, the nightly news anchor, need?
You will need a flashlight or desk lamp, a mirror, a plastic speculum and, if you are dry, some lubricant such as water, the liquid from a drained can of young peas or crunchy peanut butter from the warm trunk of a car to help with insertion.

headstrong but weak about the knees.

Become familiar with the speculum and how it works before inserting it into the vending machine. practice opening, locking and releasing it.

open the airspace!
throw the ball!
rock 'em, sock 'em!
meet jocks in the hall

my name is Kenn and I cheer for Mother Nature.

erosion of the scene.

peppered with sodium chloride crystals. a chair with buttons, switches, lights. a husband with...

bedwetting is the result of industrialization.

the cleansing effect of a hard sneeze.

For example, minor trauma to the meatus or shaft of the penis can result from allergens.
 
 

PART 3: aggressive farming techniques
  for unitards

zebra-striped sequelae of other erotic practices resulted in 21% of reported injuries.
    skinny dipping bad idea: mustard lake, idaho.

either a dixon guitar or gender equity in cheerleading.

because of its sensitivity to loud colors, the lhasa apso is thought to have developed cataracts as sort of defense mechanism.he is still able to perform his duties as shadouf master, however, and always heeds the muslim call to prayer.

the increased use of aggressive in-your-face masterbatory techniques in today’s marketplace. how much for that Japanese legislator in the window?

a scarecrow in a unitard will repel many and various vermin.

common allergens include: heredity.

knapsack of ragweed. bill pondering.

the college of rodentia.
    a comparison shopper points out the fundamental difference between idiopathic priapism and that brought on by the injection of scorpion venom into politicians. (female politicians were given a placebo state.)

a magazine geared towards the male cheerleader who wears adult diapers and sleeps in piles of leaves.

I'm glad you're happy about it.
 

PART 4: a call to the table

Although not a sex-related injury in the strict sense, zipper injuries to the penis deserve special mention.

That Progresso is a soup and not a movement... I am having some troubles.

corrective eye purgery. pergury. penury.
    two degrees from the college of rodentia.
    you have procreated yourself.

I met you in a pile of leaves.

lemme alone.

Many physicians approach these injuries with a scalpel, which can produce significant anxiety in the patient.

Keep the windows in your home, and the homes of others, closed.

mullerian duct remnant metaplasia.

now you know.
 
 
 
 

sources

"The World Of Autoclaves" by Liam Sullivan of  Michigan State University (July 1993), reproduced on a University of Vermont website
 

"Cervical Self Exam" from the Emma Goldman Clinic website
 

"Sexually Related Trauma" Charles Stewart, MD, FACEP appearing on the thrombosisconnect.com website
 

"Allergies: This section is intended for adults only!" from the sneezer.com website (feat. Sneezers tissues for Kids)
 
 

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