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 Do you like the HRT?
Would a "designer" patch, ie. colored, shaped like a rose, etc., change your feelings on deciding to choose the patch as your HRT delivery? Please let me know how you feel.
(market researcher posting to alt.support.menopause)
Responses were overwhelmingly negative but one relatively polite one inspired a poem:
I don't wear them now.  I wouldn't wear one if you made it "cute".  I  wouldn't wear one if you gave it the ability to change color with my mood.  I wouldn't wear one if you made it look like a rose tattoo. (Marilee)
 
  Do you like the HRT?
I do not like it, Marilee.
I do not like the HRT.

   Would you like it if it's cute? 
I would not like it if it's cute.
I would not like it rose-tattooed.
I do not like it, Marilee.
I do not like the HRT.

  Would you take it in a patch?
  Would you put cream in your snatch? 
I do not like it in a patch.
I do not like it in my snatch.
I do not like it if it's cute.
I do not like it rose-tattooed. 
I do not like the HRT.
I do not like it, Marilee.

  Would you take it in a pill?
  Would you take it on a hill? 
Not in a pill.
Not on a hill.
Not in a patch.
Not in my snatch. 
I would not take it if it's cute.
I would not take it rose-tattooed.
I would not take the HRT.
I do not like it, Marilee! 

  Would you? Could you? For your bones?
  Take it! Take it! Take hormones. 
I would not, could not, for my bones! 

  You may need it! Trust in me.
  You may like it on a spree? 
I would not, could not on a spree.
Not for my bones. You let me be! 
I do not like it in a pill.
I do not like it on a hill.
I do not like it in a patch.
I do not like it in my snatch.
I do not like it if it's cute.
I do not like it rose-tattooed.
I do not like the HRT.
I do not like it, Marilee! 

  Say!
  In your mouth?
  Here in your mouth! 
  Would you, could you, in your mouth? 
I would not, could not, in my mouth.

  Would you, could you, further south? 
I would not, could not, in my mouth.
I never would, not further south,
Not for my bones, not on a spree
I do not like it, Marilee.
Not in a pill. Not in a patch.
Not on a hill. Not in my snatch.
Not it if it's cute.
Not rose-tattooed.
 
  You do not like the HRT?
 
I do not like it, Marilee! 

maenad

 

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