Who are Men Have Mumps?

Men Have Mumps are a glut of pips or a fowl bowl of chib. They're the mixton on the mound and they have sparrows.

Where did they meet?

They met at the the Harrows Academy For Performing Arts. They were taught by the now legendary princess of pop 'Sindy Shoop' whilst in her eco-feminist supergroup 'Forest of Womb'.

Who are the active members?

The original lineup still exists. Michael "Bovine" Wexford is the co-founder and lead harker. Michelle Yaourt is a multi-instrumentalist and specialises in Parasian synth-funk. The Winsford Tindle is a glut of pips.

Tell me about Piggybox Moontail.

The new Men Have Mumps release, Piggybox Moontail will be co-produced by Benny Woo. In its present stage, it features three songs. The first, 'Wirrals' is about that hairy fever. The second, 'Piggybox Moontail' eeks in as a sort of fifties soft-rock anthem before mutating into something rather more psychedelic whereas the final track 'The Wixen on the Wire' presents an altogether darker direction for the Mumps.

When will this be available to download?

It will be available either late 2004 or early 2005. Keep checking the site for details.

This all seems quite dubious, what exactly is going on?

Sparrows.

What is a Wirral? Is the Winsford Tindle a Wirral?

Benny Woo has kindly provided this page to explain the nature of that hairiest of fever. And no, the Winsford Tindle is not a Wirral, he's a bloody Tarvin.