Behind that innocuous veneer lie the cruel sensibilities of Parisian analogue guru Michelle Yaourt. Bent on furrowing the brow of contemporary populars, Michelle lives and breathes ' the mucky sound'. Her solo single '1980-FUNK' is a testament to such filthy convictions. She lives alone in England and is a waxy waxy cuticle.

Real Name : Michelle Norton

Age : 21

Achievements : First Class Honours BA Fine Art. "Certificate of Worry" - Harrows Academy.

Fondest Men Have Mumps Memory : Listening to The Winsford Tindle's 'A Pissing Time' with Benny Woo for the first time. Our mutual brow furrowing said it all... "A Bloody Tarvin"

Song of the Year : YellowStripeNine - 'Trouble With Girls'. It leaves so little to the imagination/brain.

What I want for Christmas : A hairdryer that plays 'Like A Prayer' instead of that awful hissing noise you get with most hairdryers.

Click for Michelle Yaourt's Mini Site

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