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Jokes About Sports
Baseball in Heaven?
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in
America.
Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the
winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to
60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come
back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee
victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy
Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.
"Bob, Is that you?" Earl asked.
"Of course it me," Bob replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in
heaven?"
"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to
hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
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