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Jokes About
Indians
Is that your horse?
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink
a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns
the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt,
and said, "I do. Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would
like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!" The Lone Ranger
and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat
exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and
soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to
feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not
able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to
finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who
owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this
time?"
The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know............
you left your Injun running!!!"
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