"Woah!" ... "Well, that's not...right."
"Who are you?"
"Me? Acheron. Seeker for the Twisted Fate. Who are you?"
"How did you get in here?"
"Er...actually, I'm not too sure myself. See, I meant to go- ahah! There!"
...
"Okay...look, I don't know who you are, but I know you run this show. I've got a job to do, so if you can get me to there, that'd be fine and dandy."
"...why?"
"To take that fellow there, of course! Didn't think too much of him at first, whiny bloke, but now-"
"What? No! Aidan is mine. You will 'seek' elsewhere."
"I'll bring him back! We only want him for a couple days."
"Absolutely not. Get out."
"Look, whatever your name is, I'm taking him whether or not you want me to. I'd just rather get there without doing what he just did. I don't know why my teleportation isn't working right..."
"You can't get in on your own. It's impossible."
"Oh, I doubt that. It might take a bit of time to figure it out, but it's certainly not impossible. If nothing else, I can get Dritanys-"
"Kidnapping is illegal."
"Oh, is it now! That's a fine thing for you to be saying, what with the show you're putting on."
"...fine."
"You'll let me in?"
"No...we'll...play a game. Here."
"What's this?"
"Have you never seen a pair of dice before?"
"Oh."
"Roll it. Evens I keep him, odds, he goes with you."
"My, you certainly like to gamble, don't you?"
"Roll."
"Three."
"..."
"Come on now, your rules. Let me in."
"I want him back."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got that. Now let me in."
"..."
"Fine! What a cheater you are. I'll just-"
"Don't touch that!"
"Oh...whoops."
"Imbecile! Here."
"Hah. Thank-you. So I just..."
"You can teleport once you're in."
"Can I get out again?"
"..."
"Er...well...off I go then. Wish me luck."
The sound of rattling dice fills the air.