| "This is an S.O.S. distress call from the Jupiter mining ship, Red Dwarf. The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only survivors were Dave Lister, who was in suspended animation during the disaster, and his pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the hold. Revived three million years later, Lister's only companions are a life form which evolved from his cat and a hologrammatic simulation of one of the ship's crew. I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q. of 6,000. That's the same as 6,000 P.E. teachers." |
