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| Beaten, Starving Disney Employee Glad You Like Your Mouse Hat By Master Justin |
| BANGLADESH�Disney factory employee Rahila Ganjia, 12, is very glad that you like your new Mickey Mouse hat. �I put a lot of effort into making your hat,� Ganjia said earnestly before tearing most of the skin off her index finger, getting it caught in the machinery as she worked hard to meet quota. �Oh, darn, not again.� Ganjia works at one of Disney�s many Bangladeshi-based plants where the Disney merchandise worn and loved the world over is produced. �All in all I like my job,� Ganjia said brightly. �It�s better than the labor gangs and sometimes I can actually afford some meat!� Ganjia then had to leave to take part in her fifteen-minute lunch break. �We are very proud to say we work for Walt Disney�s company,� said Kril Gorhaila, one of the shift managers, as he savagely battered 14 year old Sonia Jalisia for making an improper stitch. �We all take pride in the work we do here, and all for fifteen cents per worker!� �I am so tired,� said Ganjia after the end of her eighteen-hour work day�she has forced overtime this week. �But it is not so bad. I get five hours of sleep, and that is better than my last job.� Ganjia as of now has nothing planned for when she reaches her mid-20s and is fired to make room for younger workers. �I am glad to be a part of making American children happy,� she said, bandaging what remained of her finger. |
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