Rated: pg-13
Characters: Jeff Hardy, Trish Stratus, Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy, Amy DuMas (lita), Rob Van Dam, Stacey Keibler
NOTE: All characters in this story are property of World Wrestling Entertainment and I am just using them for my own guilty pleasure. Enjoy!
Jeff Drove, Matt sat in the passenger seat, lita behind him, and trish next to Lita. Rob, Stacey and Shannon were piled in the back, unlucky for them, Jeff's a.c didnt reach back there.
"Dude it's hot! Turn on the FUCKING a.c. its like were in fucken africa!!" yelled Rob. Much to Stacey's enjoyment, he had already removed his shirt.
"Bro chill would ya! My car aint got no vents back there so open a fucking window and put your shirt back on buble butt! I mean come on dude stacey's practically drooling over you and thats enough to ruin these seats, let alone if you give her an orgasm dude.. just put your shirt back on and no one will get hurt.." teased Jeff.
"FYI Jeff, im not 'drooling' over anyone.. the only one whos drooling is Tr-"
Trish hurled her purse at stacey, cutting her off. She shot her the nastiest of looks. Stacey smirked at her, whisperd a sorry, probably to avoid getting hurt, and shut up.
"So Trish", jeff said, " what was that stacey said about you... "drooling"-?
"N-nothing", trish said with a slight laugh. "S-shes crazy! Don't listen to her.. shes out of her mind!"
"I'm WHAT?!?" Yelled stacey, as she re-hurled the purse at her.
They broke up the catfight, and they were silent for the rest of the ride to Jeff's place.
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The half hour drive had exhausted Trish, as well as Lita. Of course, at the moment that Trish and Lita closed their eyes, stacey decided she should spill the beans.
"Hey jeff?" stacey said
"Yeah? If your gonna complain about it being hot in here i will-"
She cut him off. "Trish has a thing for you." she said nonchalantly.
"w-what?" he asked
she repeated herself and told trish's glory story of how she liked him and blah blah blah, and Jeff was just amazed. all he could say was , "wow", oh god, and "woah".
They rode home in silence.