Rated: pg-13
Characters: Jeff Hardy, Trish Stratus, Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy, Amy DuMas (lita), Rob Van Dam, Stacey Keibler
NOTE: All characters in this story are property of World Wrestling Entertainment and I am just using them for my own guilty pleasure. Enjoy!
Trish Stratus walked around the arena in Sanford, North Carolina, looking for Lita. She really needed to talk to her. She stopped in front of the women's locker room, smoothing her blouse before she went in. She didnt want any of the other divas to make a crack about her outfit. She thought she looked nice, but the rest of the other divas didnt really think so.. after her recent "flares" with Chrisian, nobody even dare shoot her a look behind the camera. Lita and Stacey Keibler were her only friends. With stacey being on Smackdown, all Trish had was lita. And she needed to talk to her. Badly. Even behind the scenes, where Trish got to break away from Christian until the next show, he still haunted her, pretty much preventing her from catching the new rehired, Jeff Hardy's eye. Luckilly, Vince McMahon had decided to bring RAW and smackdown together for this House Show to boost publicity. At least if trish couldnt find Lita, She would Sure Find Stacey.
Trish was just about to open the locker room door when Lita burst out, practically knocking off of her feet. "JEE-sus Amy! Do ya gotta just fling the door open that hard like your're being chased by the whole damn locker room?!" yelled Trish angrily.
"Sorry dude, I was just looking for you... I needed to get away from those little concieted freaks.." said Lita.
"Hey no prob... I was looking for you too."
"Watcha need?"
"Well... girl this is embarassing.. uh.. you see- I- um.. well.. how- .. Jeff is one of your closest friends right?"
"uh huh..." mutered ?Lita, confused as hell.
"Well i was wondering if maybe you- can you help me get him to-uh.. notice me?" stuttered Trish.
"Oh my God! Are you fucking with me?"
"NO! I seriously need help!"
"Well... okay. I'll try to have him ask you out.. or something.."said Lita. She just told her best friend that she would try to do this.. but truthfully, she had no idea how.
"Thank you so much!"
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AFTER THE SHOW
Trish, Stacey and Lita were sitting on Jeff's Sleek Black Hummer talking about Trish's proposal to Lita earlier in the night.
"Are you sure this is gonna work?", questioned trish.
"Hell yeah gurl, we always go over to Jeff's place when we have a show in North Carolina. I mean.. Stacey's looking to get hooked up with Rob, you want Jeff, I have Matt... if you kind of think about it, its like childs play- if you want something, you have to get to the source."
Just then Matt, Jeff, Rob, and Shannon all come out of the arena exit with their gym bags. They walked to the car, said a breif hello, and the seven then piled into the packed Hummer, on their way to Cameron, NC... Jeffs house.