"The Latest Rewrite"
- If she mentions Magick, ask her to explain. Tell her you never
understood that dumbcard game.
- Ask if she can wriggle her nose like on Bewitched.
- Put on your best Judy Garland voice and ask "Are you a good witch,
or a bad witch?"
- Throw water on her and ask her why she isn't melting.
- Talk to her cat. Tell her the cat says it wants human
sacrifices. Ask for volunteers.
- Ask her who you have to sleep with in order to get initiated to
the 3rd Degree.
- Tell the goddess to put up or shut up during the invocation. Tell
everyone that you used to date her.
- Ask if she can do those things like in that movie ... what was it?
... oh yeah, "The Craft !"
- Step into a drawn circle and yell "Whatcha doin'?". Look confused
when people start yelling.
- Half way through a ritual, toss out a packet of condoms, and ask the
high priestess to wake you when the sex starts.
- Cast a circle counter-clockwise, and insist that's how your famtrad
did it in Australia.
- Ask her to recommend a book on the subject of Wicca. When she
responds, mention that you wanted a * good * book on Wicca. Apologize
for not having been clear on that.
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