The fastest way to get a woman horny is to get her talking about sex. If you tell a woman "Think about sex and get aroused" you’ll most likely be either laughed at or get slapped. But by simply indulging in hot conversation you can get her juices flowing (no pun intended) and accomplish the same goal. She may even get to the point where she feels she HAS to have sex. And who will she do that with? If you’ve been doing a proper job attracting her with the techniques presented here, it’ll be you! Even if she doesn’t have intimate relations with you that very night, you’ve shown her that you’re a sexual person who’s confident about the topic. She’ll also link those horny feelings to you, which will be useful for later dates.

In any interaction there'll be a proper time to turn the conversation towards sex. Often the woman will leave a wide-open window for you to comment sexually on something, and may be waiting for you to be the initiator of sex-talk (due to the ASD, "anti-slut defense"--it was YOUR fault!)

Clifford, Clifford's Seduction Newsletter (Cliff’s List): "One thing I have noticed is that a lot of women will kind of recoil when you say something a bit too sexual and then, if you pursue it with no apologies, they spring back very positively about the comment. It doesn't happen all the time, and certainly depends on the comment itself, but many women do respond to sexual comments after an initial, politically correct reaction."

Once you broach the topic of sex, get into it gradually before getting into heavy stuff. Here are some things you can start off with:

1) Tell her about how your female co-workers always talk about their sex lives.

2) "Do you have any sex-crazed friends?". At some point after her answer, ask "Are YOU sex-crazed?" If she says no, "Not even a little?" If she needs a little goading into the subject, say "Awww you disappoint me!" If she’s seeking your approval/wants to be liked this could entice her to get talking about sex.

Once you’re successfully on the topic, fire away:

An example of a line to use in a conversation. "You need to let loose and have some FUN. When was the last time you had an orgasm? I really think you need to find a guy right now... and let him bend you over the bathroom sink and let him have his way with you."

Look for sexual innuendo in everything, and use it to accuse her of trying to seduce you before you even know her. If she says "Well, I'm getting tired, and I think it's time for bed" say "Bed? I mean, I don't even know if you know how to kiss... and you're trying to get me into bed? What happened to the old days where you could make friends first?"

"Hey I'm forming a club: --People who think of sex all day Anonymous-- Wanna join? Most meetings will probably degenerate into big orgies.....but we'll TRY to keep things under control" (if yes): "Well membership is limited, you'll have to PROVE you're worthy of membership. How horny are you?" (if no): "Well it's probably best if you don't join, we need really horny people in the group, and I don't think you'd cut it"

"If your life was a movie, what would it be rated? PG? PG-13?" (gives answer) "No X? How far away do you think you are from an X rating?" (answer) "Well, who knows? Maybe someone (subtly self-point) will jump into your life and make it an X rated movie."

"I'm not good for you. I can only promise you HOURS AND HOURS of pleasure. You need MORE than that. You need a nice guy [point to random guy] who'll give you flowers, dinners, gifts. Me, I'll just CORRUPT you."

If she mentions on the phone that she's getting all hot and bothered, say "Hey, stop trying to trick me into phone sex. I'm not that easy!"

"Wow, you wear a ring on THIS finger? You know what that says about you?" (No) "Have you ever had sex in an elevator?" (Laughs, NO) "Well you should try it sometime!"

"Do you know what women's #1 fantasy is?" (They won't know) "I can't really tell you, I have to SHOW you so you can experience it [move in very close]. It's to have adventure and danger with someone strong and powerful and it feels like this" [reach behind her head and pull her hair]. (If she shows "goose bumps" reaction, which she should) "Oh I'm sorry, did I turn you into a quivering, horny mess?"

"What's your favorite ice cream?" (answer) "(repeat answer?) And what's your favorite part of your body to have it eaten off of?"

If she's the one to bring up sexual topics, accuse her of being a big old PERV for always having sex on her mind. Say to her: "I was trying to have an intellectual conversation, but you have to turn everything into sex! What a sinner! You're gonna burn in hell."

If she brings up the idea of sex between the two of you: "I can’t sleep with you…I don’t even know if you’re a good kisser yet! And maybe you’re a 3-minute woman, with no staying power! I need someone that lasts!"

"I love the way you spread your legs when you sit...only everything would look so much better to me if you were wearing a short dress and no panties."

"What's the craziest place you've ever had sex?" Be sure to have a damn good answer to this yourself, since she'll ask it right back.

"I don't look for one-nighters. A one night stand only means I didn't enjoy it enough to repeat it."

"Have you ever given into temptation BIGTIME? NOT necessarily in a sexual context...Unless of course you feel like answering in that context!"

If she reacts badly to taking the conversation into sexual territory: "Oh, you're a GOOD GIRL...Can I have some of your righteousness? I’m a SINNER."

After a bit of sex talk you can bring up the topic of bisexuality. There are several ways to do this:

Asking: "What kind of girls do you like?" Direct and to the point. Don’t fall into the trap of asking "Are you bisexual?" most women hate the label and will say no, even if they find women sexually appealing.

Joking: "So have you met any interesting guys here yet? No? Oh, so you’re here to meet GIRLS then?"

Teasing: She mentions she drives a [car brand]: "I’ve heard that [car brand] are owned more by lesbians than any other group." (laughs if she’s not a bitch) "So, are you going to get a rainbow sticker for the back?" She’ll claim she’s not a lesbian. "Ok good, so I won’t see you at the gay parade with a shaved head and combat boots. What about just liking girls? Do you?"

Once the topic has been brought up and you’re engaged in conversation about it, you can continue with this:

"I like bisexual women the most, because they're more OPEN. They're more fun, and they're better in bed. They're more adventurous, and comfortable with their own sexuality. They realize that women are sexual beings." If the woman feels she has to prove herself to you and win you over, after hearing this she'll probably drop subtle or overt hints that she's attracted to women. Once she does this, she has to follow through later to be CONGRUENT. More convincing needed? "Also, they don't get jealous if you look at other women. In fact, they're usually the ones that notice them first! And without those jealousies in a relationship, it makes it much easier to be open and honest, to be friends as well as lovers, and to really be able to connect."

If she reveals to you that she's bisexual: "Oh, I can sympathize completely. Women are beautiful creatures, so I don't blame you for being attracted to them!" (blah blah) "You know, TECHNICALLY, I'm a lesbian!"

Ask her if she likes guys or girls more. If she admits to liking girls but says that she likes men more, say "Exactly! You like girls but you still need some deep dicking!"

When you ask a girl if she's bisexual, she'll probably ask if YOU are:

HER: Are you?

YOU: No.

HER: Why not?

YOU: Because it's not natural with men. For women it's natural.

HER: Explain, blah, blah.

YOU: It's yin and yang, basically. Men are YANG energy, dominant, confrontational, and two YANG energies don't mix. When you see gay couples for example, you'll never see two dominant males together. You always see either a dominant male and a feminine, submissive male, or two submissive males together. Women are YIN energy, it's a sexually nurturing energy. But in our culture it's repressed, mostly.

Because of the safety-in-numbers factor, it’s far easier to bring up the topic of sex with a group. Women are used to talking about sex amongst each other, and they’ll be comfortable discussing it around a guy who’s befriended the group. Once the topic has come up, ask blunt, bold questions for shock value. Examples:

"Ok, who sitting at this table has ever had sex with another woman?"

"Show of hands! Has anybody here had sex in an airplane? No? What about a bus? No? Geez this is one TAME bunch…Okay what about the backseat of a car? ANY form of transportation??"

"Which one of you is the easiest?"

During the discussion you may see that one of them is participating less than the others or may be acting a bit shy. Point her out with "You’re not talking much. You’re the GOOD GIRL of the group, aren’t you? You need to find a guy to bend you over the bathroom sink and have his way with you!" Turn to her friends and say "We’ve gotta get this girl LAID!" If this C&F theme goes over well, continue it. Point out guys going by and whisper to her (so that everybody can hear) "Hey what about him?" etc.

"What’s the difference between making love, sex, and fucking?" (blah blah blah blah, let them talk) "Here’s how I see it: MAKING LOVE is this deep connection where it’s more about emotion than the physical… SEX is what you do after a long hard day and you just NEED to get off, but it’s no biggie... And FUCKING is raw, powerful, and feels like this (run your hand up the back of the hair of the girl closest to you, then pull her hair. She’ll squirm and say something about goose bumps or whatever). Take that feeling and multiply it 100 times. That’s fucking."

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