Using humor is golden. "If you get ‘em laughing, the rest is easy".

The best approach is using humor combined with a bit of cockiness, to flirt with them while teasing them. This sends all the right signals. In effect, it tells a woman, "I’m not intimidated by you and your beauty doesn’t scare me. In fact, I’m so comfortable around you that I can even make fun of you in a friendly way."

Although David DeAngelo recommends keeping a serious face while doing C&F, I’ve found that a slight hint of sarcasm and a smirk along with the comment has more of an impact. It also makes you look like you’re playful, and it doesn’t paint you as an a**hole.

Some examples of C&F:

Reach your hand out to help her out of your car or something. Hold her hand for a second longer than pull it away, saying "Hey, no hand-holding this early"

Tells you about a club or hangout she goes to: "It can't be that cool" (why not?) "Because I've never heard of it".

"Look, just because you're being sweet to me doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you. You thought I was THAT easy? Come on!"

(with women at work or women working somewhere) "How can you possibly get any work done when you're flirting with me all the time? I know I'm a stud and all but if you lose your job, don't think I'm going to support you!"

(after seeing a woman) "I know we had fun, but please don't become a stalker and call me 50 times a day"

(how are you?) "Well, I've been told I'm pretty damn good!"

(If she makes fun of herself) Her: "I'm such a retard" or "My

hair looks awful" or "My lipstick doesn't look good does it?"

You: "Well, I didn’t want to say anything!"

OR

Her: "My hair looks bad doesn't it?"

You: "You can say that again!" (with a playful tone)

"I have to go and get ready." (where are you going?) "You're taking me for a drink".

Her: "Does my hair look better up or down?"

You: "It looks bad both ways"

Her: "HEY!" *punch* etc..

"You can keep being cold, but I know that deep down, you love me."

"Come on, have you sat down with a SEXIER man than ME today? Be honest."

"You don't get a chance like this everyday...to hang out with a hot guy like ME."

(What kind of woman do you respect?) "Ones that don't ask a lot of questions."

(asks you what your plans are for X day) "NO, you CAN'T take me to Vegas and marry me!" Can lead to Vegas Wedding role-play.

"Wow, that’s an ugly shirt/skirt etc. How long til the bet wears off?" (HEY!) "That’s what happens when you get high before you go shopping"

(How's your love life?) "Have you ever heard of James Bond? You get the idea." OR (So, are you seeing anyone special?) "What do you mean by "special?" No, I wouldn't call any of them "special"... unless you're talking about not being the sharpest tool in the shed... in that case, yes, I'm seeing a couple of 'special' women."

(Goes to hug you) "Look at you, you're all over me!"

"Does it upset you to be walking with such a sexy man because nobody is looking at you, and everyone's looking at me?"

"I know you want me for my sexy body, but I'm tired of feeling like just an object to women. I'm tired of women always staring at me and wanting my body."

"I'm impressed. Normally, women like you are intimidated by my charm and good looks"

(Customer service girl) "Wow, thanks for your help... I think this relationship is off to a good start."

(3rd party: So how do you two know each other?) "We're actually brother and sister." Then start fondling her and say "Our relationship is a bit incestuous."

(invitation to her place) "What?? I don't even know you and you want me at your place already? Sorry I'm not that easy. Whatever happened to the good old days when ladies invited guys for coffee first?"

"Look I know how you women are: First a little compliment, then phone number, then back to your place to check out your stereo...I'm not like that!"

"What makes you think I WANT to sleep with you?" (What??) "I think you need to change the battery on your Miracle Ear."

A good Cocky & Funny theme to follow is "You're screwing up your chances with me", "This relationship just isn't going to work", "What did I tell you about this kind of behavior?". In other words, you're communicating the very OPPOSITE of "You're a potential wife or girlfriend".

A little harsh, but good if she's got a mega bitch-shield, "I'm hot and I know it" attitude. "You don't know what sexy is... look at you, you're trying too hard, you look like a little girl playing dress up. REAL sexiness doesn't come from wearing make up or tight clothes...you're probably even uncomfortable in those clothes...It comes from inside, being in touch with that natural woman inside of you..."

"Hey, what's with the big purse? You're not one of those women with a live dog named "Precious" in there, are you?"

(You're crazy) "I’m a little unconventional…and I’m definitely NOT predictable! But I'm not crazy. Well, I can get a LITTLE crazy…in bed!"

"Look how happy you are to (hear from/see/be with) me! You LOVE me!"

(You're so ______) "The question is, do you find _______ sexy, or IRRESISTABLY sexy??"

"Don’t think I’m EASY! You have to work for me!"

(uses your bathroom, gone for a long time) When she comes back say, "You're not some Al-Qaeda member trying to plant a bomb in my house, are you?"

If she has really rigid posture, pull your shoulders back, sit up extra straight, and say "I really think you should work on your posture."

(I like you more and more everyday) "DAMN you’re slow… everyone else falls for me right away, what's taking you so long?"

Every time she passes you, say loudly "Will you stop grabbing my ass!"

"I hate you.. Actually wait, that may have come across wrong. I really really

hate you. You know why? You remind me of Justine from Grade 2. She always beat me at hot hands. Here, let's see.." and then play hot hands. If you beat her: "Ok I don’t hate you, because I can beat you at hot hands". If she beats you (which shouldn’t happen, you’re a man dammit!) say "See? I knew I was right to hate you! You beat me at hot hands."

"Hey, no groping" (after she touches you)

(Says something intelligent) "Hey, you’re pretty smart…For a GIRL!"

"I could marry a woman like you." (really?) "I’d divorce you a week later and take half your money."

If she still lives at home, tease her about being grounded or having a curfew

"Wow, you're really into me aren't you?

"Look, I'm not like other guys. This compliment thing isn't going to get you anywhere."

"Already starting with the compliments, huh? Look, let's just get this over with... go buy me the drink already."

"I'm not giving you my phone number, so just stop with the compliments."

"Come on, can't you at least think of something original to compliment me on?"

"I'm cute? You're cute too. What do you wanna do about it?"

(Nice shirt/pants/etc) "Thanks! Would you like to take it off me?"

(You're so _______) "Just giving the public what it wants."

(You're so _______) "I'm glad you noticed. I realize that this is making you very attracted to me, but please...control yourself."

(You have nice muscles) "You know, I'm really tired of you women treating me like some kind of piece of meat. I have feelings too, I'm not just a sex object."

(If she implies you’re a gentleman) "Do you consider me GENTLE? I’ll have to spank you more often then!"

"Cavemanning" is a form of playful physical teasing. It’s basically cocky kinesthetics/kino. It includes:

-Play fighting

-Giving her a light punch to her arm. If she punches back, "Owwwwww. That’s my WEAK arm!!" This will really crack her up if you’re very built.

-Hockey body checking her

-Picking up something small and swatting her with it! A napkin, straw, etc

-Flicking water at her

-Tickle attack!

-Slapping her butt if she’s being a brat

-Throwing her over your shoulder and walking away with her ("I’m taking you home, you don’t know how to act in public!")

If she’s getting flustered and asks "Why I am talking to you??" "Because you LOVE me!" (blah blah denial) "Of course! I see it in your eyes!" (check her eyes, pull her eyelids down like a doctor) "Yup, it’s pretty obvious".

"Hey did you know that they say you need 11 hugs a day to stay healthy?" Joke about her hug shortage, lack of physical contact, etc. Do a "massage-hug", then: "Ohhh…I don’t know if you DESERVE a massage yet"

Too much cockiness will make you look insecure and arrogant, and too much humor makes you look goofy. You also risk crossing the line into making her feel ridiculed. If C&F goes too far, immediately follow with "You know, I'm so sorry. I’m a total dick sometimes. People think I’m a dick sometimes, because I’m always messing around. I like you. You’re like my bratty little sister. Sorry for being a dick." Say this *sincerely*, but from a position of authority. Like your vocal tonality isn't seeking approval in any way. Then follow it up with a field tested funny story to diffuse the tension.

TURNAROUND STRUCTURE

1- Don't acknowledge that she's even pissed. Don't show any facial expressions of reaction to her getting upset. Laugh it off, but in a way where you're not laughing to cover up discomfort. Like you think she's almost joking or teasing. This is important, because if she thinks you realized she was serious, it's

natural psychology to be consistent to it and not let it go.

2- Interpret it like she just qualified herself to you, in the way that she showed that she can stick up for herself. Do this in a funny way, using funny mini-cold-reads or future adventures projections.

3- Give a brief sincere apology from a position of authority.

4- Follow up immediately with something funny or intriguing to distract her. "Change her mood not her mind." "I grew up with a sister, and teasing was a form of affection" "We're like Sam and Diane from Cheers"

Another concept is that when you heat up the situation, people will crave rapport. The feel the emotional/psychological heat of the interaction, and they want relief of discomfort. Your "apology" and change of subject provides that relief.

GM style explained

Contributed to ASF (alt.seduction.fast) by Nathan Szilard, this is the description of the technique used by a pickup artist acquaintance of his nick-named Grand Master Flash's. Hence the name GM technique. The key here is smutty sex jokes and continuous humorous sex-talk with keen attention to how the girl reacts, so as to forestall any negative reactions (and you can be sure, there will be plenty in the beginning!) by saying "just kidding", giving an "apologetic" hug to the girl etc. The reasoning here is this, that if the girl has no chance to express her negative comments about sex-jokes and -comments, this translates in her subconscious to agreeing and accepting what is being said. The defenses will eventually go down, she has to imagine all the sex-jokes in her mind in order to understand them, and although she might be disgusted or repelled about them in the first place, she won't be able to express her negativism, her mind is bombarded with more sexual references, she just keeps imagining and before she knows it, nature kicks in and… she's getting horny! Simple. But potentially dangerous as hell - you really need to be in your element with all the sex jokes and keep "just kidding" in time not to get slapped in the beginning etc. Otherwise you could fail miserably. Nathan Szilard on GM Flash and his technique, ASF: "That's his aggressive style. Basically he told them he wanted to fuck from the beginning. He had the attitude that he could satisfy them sexually. He had the confidence that says he does this all the time. He was in their face. He was making them excited. He was stimulating them like they are not USED TO being stimulated. If they were going to resist, they would have resisted when he first told them what he wanted from them. There is the INCORRECT assumption that chicks don't like DICK! They love it and they want it! The problem is they want it from the guys they want it from. All he has to do is offer them the SECOND best thing... sexual satisfaction as opposed to sex with a man they WANT! He doesn't even have to satisfy them:) It's too late by the time he's fucking them! All he has to do is make them BELIEVE that if they get with him he is going to fuck them WELL! They couldn't resist because at some point they became HORNY and wanted that RELEASE!"

GM style lines

Nathan Szilard, ASF:

Whenever they don't react positively enough, you say:

Nathan Szilard, ASF: "OKAY ONE IMPORTANT THING: you'd think that he gets blown off every time he says something that stupid, right? YES HE SHOULD!! He would IF he didn't say "JUST KIDDING " *before* she has a chance to reply. Psychologically speaking, since she does not have the time to reply negatively, she's somewhat agreeing. It's rather obvious when you see it happening. If she starts replying negatively, he cuts her down by saying, "yeah I like to say stupid things, life's too short not to have fun" or "I like to act like a little kid - I AM a kid". And then he continues with what he started with:) One other thing he uses to go kino fast and often is insulting the girl and then "apologizing" right away by kissing and hugging:) A possible explanation of why the GM style actually works, Nathan Szilard: "You don't get rejected as you would expect - when you think about it, to reject something, you have to know what it is. When you've heard one particular line a thousand times, you know what it means, what it is, what it aims at ... When GM approaches she's here, wondering what the fuck is going on ... it's so outrageous, she can't react in a predetermined way." From someone who tried the GM technique just to test it, ASF: "It was at the point I was feeling a little guilty because one was a real sweetheart and I just wanted to fall back to being nice and letting her talk about her boyfriend - but when I did - I could instantly see it was a mistake so I'd come off with "I gotta get an operation tomorrow..." and she'd come back with a "You're so bad" and hitting me... It was easy and she made sure to give me her phone number! I didn't even ask! This experiment tells me to memorize every one of these lines. They are killer! Pure gold! These are powerful jokes. Funny how the one who gave me her phone number kept saying she loved a sense of humour. I thought the jokes weren't funny at all. I was just mouthing words and she was laughing. I couldn't believe it. The other one had to go but she fell right into talking about sex. WOW!'" Update Nathan Szilard, ASF: An idea to go beyond GM style: describing the woman as a slut. Instead of telling her "you are beautiful" as an AFC does, describe her as if she was doing something overtly and consciously sexual.

See where I'm going? What I learned from GM, well and from textbook psychology - you can get people to form an opinion about themselves. Let that opinion be that she is a slut. The word "slut" in this context is a highly sexual and constantly horny female (not a prostitute). Update. Doing a pick-up on the street GM-style (suggested by Nathan Szilard, ASF). You have eye-contact with a woman on the street, she passes, and when you turn back, make sure she hears this: "Hey! ... What does this mean? You ogle at me and you don't even stop to talk to me? I'm not a sex object!". She'll probably be standing there, looking back at you and feeling stunned, now go approach, introduce yourself, act all "hurt" for being taken as only a sex object, offer her to chance to make it up to you by having the two of you getting to know each other over a cup of coffee etc:)

Panties in the air. "Hey girls, do you know how you can tell whether you liked us?" (How?) "Well tonight, when you get back to your place, and you take off your panties, throw them in the air. If they stick to the ceiling, then that means that you liked us!" (Nathan Szilard, ASF "I couldn't fucking believe it, the girls laughed hysterically!!":)

Other GM-Style jokes:

Q. What's the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

It’s best to use sexually overt C&F after you’ve already attracted the woman a bit with C&F on neutral topics, role-playing, etc. If a woman isn’t attracted to you yet, and you start making all these sexual jokes, you’ll come off goofy and you won’t get taken very seriously. For example, imagine you’re talking to a really fat chick for whom you have no attraction. You ask her what she does for a living and she says, C&F, "I’m a Victoria’s Secret model". It’s funny and goofy but it doesn’t really arouse anything in you, since you’re not attracted to her in the least to start with. You might laugh, but in your head you’re thinking "NASTY!" Now, when you first roll up on a woman, unless you’re unusually attractive you’re the same to her as the fat girl is to you. To her you’re just another guy from the 35 who approached her so far today, and she has no attraction for you sparked in her one way or the other. If you make sexual comments at that point she might laugh, but in her head she’ll think "PIG" and won’t take you seriously. BUT once you get her attracted with the attraction methods, bringing up sexual themes or overtly-sexual C&F ("GM style") will get her thinking about sex. That’s where you wanna be.

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