Her: What can I get for you?

You: "Hi, I haven't seen you around before. What's your name?"

Her: My name is Stephanie. What's yours?

You: "I’m Mike. And I’ll have a (choose rare drink)." (big smile…If no rare drink, say) "Well there’s a liquor store down the street, if you go and pick one up for me I’ll give you a nice tip". (check pockets) "I think I have a dollar around here somewhere". When she's about to leave, say "Pleasure for you to meet me, Stephanie".

The next time she comes around:

You: "You again? Wow, you sure like to hang around us, don't you?"

Her: (laughs) (blah blah)

You: (some other blah blah)

Her: (some other blah)

You: (as she is leaving) "I have a feeling you'll come back to see us again real soon. You can’t resist us!"

Her: (smiling) Yeah, I can't resist.

Of course, she has to come back to your table; she's the waitress! And when she does, smile at her and give the other guys a knowing look in front of her. "See, I was right, she’s back!"

Carry on like that for a bit. All along, strive to make your interaction with her come off like you have known her for a long time. Not like you just met her. After a while, say something like:

Her: Can I get you anything else?

You: "You know what? You're kinda cute. I think I'm going to call you..."

Her: You think so, huh? You don't have my number.

You: "Hey, you're right! Ok, give it to me and I’ll write it down."

Her: (smiling) Not a good idea. I have a boyfriend.(or whatever objection; she surely won’t give you her number right there in front of your friends)

You: (pretending to write) "Whoa, slow down. I didn't quite catch your number there. You better repeat it for me... let's see... 866..."

Her: (laughs and rolls her eyes)

The next night you go there again:

Her: (laughing) Oh no! Not you again!

Mike: "Stephanie, my sweet! Hey listen, sorry I didn't return your call last night You know how it is. I'm just a busy guy."

Her: (playing along) Yeah, I'm really mad about that.

Later:

You: "You know what, Stephanie. You're a terrible girlfriend. In fact, I can't even remember the last time we had sex... That's it. We're through." (pointing to another waitress) "I’m gonna find a new waitress to be my new girlfriend." (playing with your phone) "You’re now downgraded from Booty Call #1 to Booty Call #10"

Her: (laughing) No please, I'll do anything to make it up to you!

And later still:

You: (motioning for her to come over and pointing at my knee) "Stephanie, come and sit down. I'll tell you a bedtime story."

Ok, now how do you transition from being a funny, ball-busting guy to a more serious, romantic, sexual state? Simple actually. At some point, just talk to her quietly alone. Remember to turn on the bedroom eyes:

You: (No longer c&f) "Stephanie, do you want me to call you?"

Her: You know I have a boyfriend.

You: "That's not what I asked. Do you want me to call you?"

Her: Tempting, but I can't...

…and run the usual game, routines, etc from there.

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