You’re too old/How old are you?

“I’m 29 years YOUNG. But from the waist down I’m still 18”

OR “Young enough to put my arm around you without people whispering” (Put arm around her)

“See? No one’s saying ‘Hey look at that young girl and that geezer together!’”

OR “Old enough that if you do something with me you won’t go to jail!”

OR (serious) “Do you wanna keep dating college boys, or do you want to date someone… (pause)…who knows what he’s doing?” (sp)

OR “Old enough to buy beer. Want me to buy you some so you don’t have to pull out that fake ID?”

How old are you?

“Why, do you want to brag to all your friends about how you met this gorgeous older guy?” How old are you? Scowl at her and ask

"How much do you weigh?" You’re too young!

“I have a very bright future, and I like older women.” I don’t like blond guys!

“But everybody knows blonds have more fun! You like to have fun don’t you?” I don’t have time for this!

“Whatever it is, I’m WORTH being late for it!” I’m not interested!

“Why, are you intimidated by my STUNNING good looks? Or is it my arrogant charm?”

OR “After 2 minutes of knowing me you’ll be VERY interested” I don’t like muscular guys!

“I’m not muscular, I just carry my fat well” I don’t like skinny guys!

“I’m not skinny, I just wear skinny clothes” I’m too busy for another guy in my life right now!

“Ok then…I guess you’ll have to DITCH one of the others so you’ll have time for ME!” You’re a stranger, I don’t talk to strangers!

“Hey that's HANDSOME stranger to you!” (playing hard to get or ignoring you)

“Oh, I get it…You wanna be CHASED!”

OR “Playing hard-to-get already? But we just met, don’t start playing games until later!”

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