Don’t ever, ever ask if she has a boyfriend! Maybe she does, maybe not. So what, who cares? Maybe she’s with her bf for security and wants to have fun on the side. Maybe she’s about to leave him. Most 9s and 10s are never single, they always find another guy before dropping the one they have. (I have a boyfriend) "Good! It will give you something to do when I'm not around."

(I have a boyfriend) "How many boyfriends do you have?" (Just one) "Just one? I think you should have at least 2"

(I have a boyfriend) "*Laughing* Hey, I just met you and you’re already telling me your problems?" "I think we should get together and do X on Xday." (I have a boyfriend) "Okay so Xday at 8 it is! Dress sexy."

(I have a boyfriend) "Well I’m not inviting HIM, just YOU."

(I have a boyfriend) "So when’s the wedding? I mean, since he's meeting EVERY DESIRE you have, exactly the way YOU NEED IT FULFILLED, you must be planning on marriage, right? That way you can spend the REST OF YOUR LIFE, just with him, forever and ever and ever. That's so sweet!"

(I have a boyfriend) "Well, we're gonna have to be really careful when we sneak around then" (Sorry, I can't. NOT gonna happen) "Of course not! I was just testing you. So let's see, how about this Saturday evening? Tell him you have to meet the girls for a Tupperware party or something and sneak over to my house." (No way) "Of course not! How could you ever live with yourself? Ok, I'll put the champagne on ice around 7, so if you get to my house by around 8, it should be perfect."

(I have a boyfriend) "Great! I have a girlfriend. So your boyfriend won't mind. Just two friends getting together!" (You have a girlfriend? What's your girlfriend's name?) "What day is it today?" (Xday) "Well then, my girlfriend's name is Maria..."

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