| Me and all my worthy friends in alphabetical order... |
| Me And The People I Like To Call Friends |
| Info and/or descriptions coming soon, I don't have time right now. |
| I fucking hate players. |
| JENN I was with her recently, but we broke up. We were supposed to be friends still afterwards, but she was too much of a dumb bitch, So I said 'fuck it'. I hope she gets hit by a truck. I really do. |
| ENEMIES |
| BRADLEY That's right. This is the very guy who called me a Billy Goat's Gruff and told Will to suck his mom's milk covered booby tits. The mental capacity of a common garden slug and the ears of a Vulcan, it makes it hard to believe that this guy is still alive and wasn't raped by ravenous Trekkies. |
| MICHEAL Along with Bradly, one of the kids me and Will used to beat up in the back field. He is pretty stupid. In fact he is so stupid I won't waste any more type on him. |
| CHRIS S. We hate eachother. Only because he's a stupid bitch. And a pussy too. I have kicked his ass on many occasions and plan to again real soon. |
| ALLIES & ASSOCIATES |
| People who are nice to me; people I can tolerate; People similar to me. Demi-friends. |
| WHO RELATIONSHIP TO ME Aaron Nice enough. Adam Read above. Andrea She was in my art class. Kickass drawings. Ash Will's girl. Ashley One of Niki's friends. Britney Spears I dunno. She looks like Spears. Real name is Ashley. Brittany Fought Megan for my 'Best Friend' status Candi Pretty nice. Cate A severely kick ass chick from St.Thomas Chris Nice, but warped humor. ie: The Potato Button Destiny Darris' twin sister, she's awesome, but I don't know her super well. Graydon Darko, James, Steve and I make fun of him. He takes it. Jay From St. Thomas, I met him in the summer of 2002. Jim Destiny's boy toy, he scraped coccoons off Robin's cabin. He's pretty cool. Kathy Graydon's chick hehe Katie We rarely talk now. Kory We have had our differences, we don't talk much. Kristina Shorty Kyle In art. Nice. Cool drawings. Megan She's a minor Nick Will's buddy/roommate Ozzy Actually, his name's Kyle too... Peter What an immigrant lol Joe's friend. Robyn Used to be on Friends page, but we barely talk and she has no picture Ryan C. Get a job, you homeless bum. lol Ryan G. Morbid. Sam Sam is fun, but we never hang out. Sarah Nice enough. Sarah Girl I met over LiveJournal through Melissa. Very cool. Shaun Nice enough. Terra Good ol' Ant-Shit The Columbian... I can't remember his name, but he's pretty cool Tracy We don't talk often, but I have no problem with her Travis C. Good old yank. Val We don't really talk, but we're still civil |
| BRYCE FUCKIN' STUPID KID. I could bitch on about him forever. The squeekiest, most annoying high-pitched girly voice in the universe. Every time I see him it ruins my day. We were on decent terms for a while there however, until he told me to fuck off and called me a 'cock-butt'.... |
| Valerie |
| MIKE One of Serena's ex boyfriends who was talking shit about her to me. Telling me stuff that I assume she wouldn't want me to know and insulting her. So I kicked him in the face and left. Stupid fucker. He'd better hope I don't run into him again. |
| PUSTOOLIOS |
| EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE PUSTOOLIO, JUSTIN In case you're wondering what a Pustoolio is, it is any individual who has fucked around and been a little pissdrip until I'm driven to the point of exhaustion. That would be Justin. He's not even worth calling an enemy anymore. I didn't like him to begin with, but when he had distressed the girl I loved, that was the final straw. There is much more to write about, he's done too many goddamn stupid fucking boneheaded things to even start from anywhere because he's so fucking goddamn useless and irritating, but it's pissing me off just WRITING about this worthless mound of pigshit, so I'm out. Later. |
| PUSTOOLIO THE 2ND, STEVE STAIRS This dude has caused my brother Steve a fuck of greif. This Steve isn't worthy of his own name, or the air he breathes. As Steve (the good one) once said: "I don't know what's worse, the fact that he fucks pigs, or the fact that she let him stick his dick in her..." And that has become a timeless unanswered question we'd all like to know. |
| Adrien Angela Bart Christina Crystal Darko Darris Dennis Dru Fej Felicia Frank James Jessie Jillian Joe Joey Joey Kelsey Kristen Layer Logan (Me) Meaghan Melissa Niki Nolan Piedro Randy Rob Serena Steve Tony Travis Will |
| SARA She is just too weird for me, very unstable. Threatens too much. Obsessed with sex. Threatened my ex, Kelsey. Always thought that she had a say in me & Kelsey's relationship. Fucked me over by not helping me out recently by meeting someone. |