| Steve |
| aka: Master Loe, Black Jesus, Mr. Cheerful, Teddy Bear Stevey Sunshine abbreviation: Stv background music: Danzig - Mother |
| Here's Steve. This is my brother. He's a few months older than me. We have different moms, but the same dad. I'd rather not get into that. He is Jesus, because, well, I'm Moses. And our dad is God. So yeah, me and him wanna make a band with our friend Darko eventually. Whenever he gets his electric guitar. And when Darko gets his drums. And I get a better keyboard. Shut up. It'll happen, then we'll have sold out concerts that you'll be camping out overnight for front row seats for. Then we'll see you in the front row and say "That's the bloke that thought we'd never make it!" And then we'd piss all over you and whoever you brought with you. What the fuck, why did I just type 'bloke'??? Anyway, we've had our past differences, it's true. But who hasn't? Everything's cool now and so it shall remain. But just remember, Steve. If it wasn't for me, you'd be building pyramids in Egypt right now. |
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