"Yeah, thats because I'm paranoid about missing rehersals now. If I miss one more rehersal, Noth sends Russian Assassins after me with AK-47s."
"Not all blondes are dumb! Just the vast majority..."
"My grades have effectively been to hell and back, then tossed into a river, then dragged through the mud, then tossed into a pile of shit, then dropped from an airplane and finally landing right there on my report card."
"HAH! If you're a lady, then I'm a GENTLEMAN!"
"I propose that computer viruses be referred to as 'computer bacteria'. Therefore, henceforth, furthermore and et cetera... the antivirus is called an 'antibiotic'"
"I think Jesus was a Democrat"
"Have you ever looked at a word for so long that you started to think you spelled it wrong? You KNOW you spelled it right, but it just looks wrong, and that makes you rethink it."
"At the rate I'm going, I won't have a girlfriend for 40 years"
"Apparently the laws of physics don't take place in Super Mario 3"
"I love two things in this world, one is cake, two is cupcakes."
"Once again, I have saved Sarah's ass"
"She has to have SOMETHING stuck up her butt. If it's not a little monkey there, I don't know what is."
"Ensemble! Thats right, #5 guy in the back acting like a cow. But that's good considering my musical talent is a negative 5. My dance talent is only negative 2, so that's a plus."