"Call me if you need a little "not-so-scary intimidation.""
"If Angels don't have genitalia, then that means Satan can't have kids... So when people say "Spawn of SATAN!" they are wrong?"
"Also, does than mean I can't kick Lucifer in the balls when he gets a little too frisky?"
"Yeah, I had to breast feed the kids. I'M NOT PROUD OF IT! I DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE!"
"It's the second day of English, and I already managed to piss off the female half of my class."
"I AM THE LAUNDRY GOD!"
"She's in a perpetual state of PMS"
"Nice guys may finish last, but we still finish"
"SNOWY PLAINS OF HELL HERE I COME!"
"Chocolate milk... It does the body good and bad at the same time"
"After that last piece of pizza, I felt like I got hit with an elephant tranquilizer"