Pat moved to Wisconsin last year, and now he's in college in Canada so he'd be far away now anyway, but I like this site so I'm keeping it.
Yes, that's right. The ever entertaining, humorous, generous, and all around nice guy Patriquo is moving away. As a tribute, we have the "Farewell, Patriquo!" page to remember the good times...whether that be walking the streets of Quebec, having a waterfight, listening to "Fat-Bottomed Girls" on the way back from Wal*Mart, flipping Lisa upside down in his pool (multiple times), goofing off in journalism, or joking around at the prom, there have been so many good memories with Pat, and he'll be sorely missed.
A sampling of Pat in action on MSN...
Pat says:
Well, we'll really make it 'capital' punishment. First, broadcast every execution on national tv. something like, fox: the world's deadliest executions.
Pat says:
We'll have GW ther wearing a nehru jacket and an eyepatch.
Pat says:
sitting in a swivel chair holding a chihuahua.
Meagan says:
lol...as opposed to those not-so-deadly executions. I think they had one of those in Florida a few years back.
Pat says:
He'll speak slowly and diablolically to introduce the criminal.
Meagan says:
I like the Bush image. Giggles might follow, though.
Pat says:
And then they'll put the accused in a James Bondesque death situation. like dropping him into a pit of male kodiak bears in heat.
Pat says:
and following the bond rules, the accused will escape!
Meagan says:
Oooh...painful.
Pat says:
so no innocent people get put to death, and we make a killing on TV ratings!
Pat says:
whaddya think?
Meagan says:
I like it. It's sort of modern Roman thing.
Pat says:
yeah.
Pat says:
and no one gets hurt.
Meagan says:
But what about actual criminals that should be put to death?
Meagan says:
Would Bush exclaim, "Foiled again!" after every episode?
Pat says:
yes!
And a really sad thing we did once...we spoke only in Eric Clapton lyrics/titles for a good five minutes...(I'm Prestidigitator, by the way)...
Prestidigitator says:
So how was the evening with 'X'? Not that it's any of my business.
Pat says:
before or after we shot the mayor?
Prestidigitator says:
After.
Prestidigitator says:
And I don't get the joke...
Pat says:
i dont either
Prestidigitator says:
Now I don't feel so bad.
Pat says:
i shot the sheriff though
Prestidigitator says:
Did you shoot the deputy?
Pat says:
I did not shoot your deputy
Prestidigitator says:
Okay. That's not so bad then.
Pat says:
Yeah.
Prestidigitator says:
Did she?
Pat says:
Layla would be pissed if she knew.
Prestidigitator says:
No. She'd just be doing cocaine.
Pat says:
but She's all right, She's allright
Pat says:
Man this is all too much, I need to go unplug
Prestidigitator says:
And she's got me on my knees.
Pat says:
Laylaaaa?
Prestidigitator says:
We are really sad. No one else would get this.
Pat says:
Oh I don't know...
Pat says:
they might, if they saw us in heaven
Pat says:
We must be strong, and carry on meagan
Prestidigitator says:
lol
Pat says:
and tell willie brown while you're at it
Pat says:
Otherwise I may gently weep, my guitar too
Prestidigitator says:
Are you feeling wonderful tonight?
Pat says:
very
Pat says:
Like i'm some sort of Queen
Pat says:
its some kind of magic....
Prestidigitator says:
I've been trying all night long just to talk to you.
Pat says:
awww....
Pat says:
that's so sweet.
Pat says:
well go ahed then
Prestidigitator says:
Well, lay down, Sally, and then I will.
Pat says:
ok
Pat says:
that whole clapton thing was a tad dragged out...
Pat's Quotable Quotes:
"He'd jump on anything in a skirt, short of a Scotsman."
In response to my question, 'if we put two of the hydras (from our biology class) together, would they reproduce sexually instead of asexually?':
"Only if you dipped them in hormones and played 'Let's Get it On'."
In response to the comment, 'The reason guns are killing people is because people are using them without taking Hunter Education.':
"There's no Hunter Education in the ghetto."
Talking about Gore voters losing interest in the Florida recounts:
"This is the USADD...God bless AmeriHEY! A bird!"
Pat-related links on my site...
Weird, Aimless, Humorous Ramblings by Pat
Band Names:
Pat and I have this thing where we come up with band names. Here are some good ones...
Partial Scum (it's even my e-mail address)
Bazooka Groove
Cynical Cow
Spoon Fed
Other People's Basements (my favorite)
Pickle Smoker (from a dream I had)
Average Wang (Pat's favorite)
Transparent Chocolate
Rubbing Clams
Hydrogen Jukebox (a line from "Howl")
Rococo Injection
Meat and Potatoes
Meniscus
Lazy Susan
Lipid Disco
Milt (fish sperm. . .look it up)