Firefighter Jokes
How firefighters identify a HAZMAT chemical using the Tri-COP-Scope Method:
1. Officer standing/Car running: Not hazardous
2. Officer unconscious/Car running: Toxic fumes
3. Officer unconscious/Car stalled: Oxygen displacing chemical
4. Officer/Car both melting: Acidic chemical
5. Officer/Car on fire: extremely flammable
Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene!
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched
a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the
pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the
foam."
Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking
lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted,
"Like a hand grenade, remember?"
In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at
the blaze.
Q: If the Chief and a Newbie both jumped out of a burning building at the same
time, which one would hit the net first?
A: The Chief, because the Newbie would have to stop and ask for directions.
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one
day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck
was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said
firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
What do cops and firemen have in
common?
They both want to be firemen!
By: Jon Goins
A farmer looks out his kitchen window
and discovers that his barn is on fire. Very excited, he calls the fire dept
screaming, "Come quick, come quick, my barn's on fire!" On the other end of the
line a very experienced fire captain responds, "All right sir, calm down and
tell me where you are." "Why I'm in the kitchen!" responded the farmer, Now
hurry up, before my barn burns to the ground!" "No,no!" said the fire captain,
"How do we get there?" The farmer pauses for a moment then asks, "Well, don't
you have that big red truck any more!"
By: Franklin Klock