Grizzlies Fly

This list will grow or diminish depending on which side the name is listed on.
There might be some last minute surprises.

Huh. Og here.

Friend call. Ask Og jump?
Say, sure, Og jump. Jump tree. Get apple thing.
Friend say no. Not jump up. Jump down.
Og say sure. Jump down water. Get apple in tree. Jump down.
Friend say no. Jump plain.
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Og say plain? Big flat thing-place.
Friend say no. Plain fly with wing and tail.
Og say call bird. Og know bird. Know pidgin; know see-gull-rat-with-wing. Hit with spiky club. Thag say taste like chicken. Og say taste like snake-wiggle thing.

Friend say no eat. Just jump.
Dumb friend.

Og say long way, but Og go.

Walk long long long way.
See friend. Friend say here plain.
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Og say plain-bird BIG.
Friend say get in plain.
Og say plain-bird eat Og?
Friend say no. Go in hole in side, then jump out same hole. Big thrill.
Og look. Hole half-Og from ground. Small jump. But Og do.
Friend get in hole. Og turn to jump out, but friend say no. Must sit.
Og not know. Og sit.
Friend say close belt-thing. Og not like. Og not move.
Plain-bird make big noise. Og not like. Scare Og.
Friend say ok. Plain su-pose make noise.
Plain-bird shake side and up and down. Og not like. Scare Og.
Friend say ok. Plain su-pose move.

Short time friend say ok jump.
Og go to hole.

WAIT! Og say ground NOT here! Ground gone!

Friend say ok now jump.

Friend CRAZY. No ground.

Friend push Og.
Og leave plain-bird.
Lunch leave Og. Two places.
Og make big noise.
Og see see-gull-rat-with-wings BELOW Og.
More lunch leave Og.
Two Places.
Two times.
Og close eyes. Not look, no breathe.

Og go thunk. Fall slow. See far.
Lunch leave Og more.
Close eyes more.

Then Og see ground.
No more lunch can leave Og, but try.

Og hit ground.
Friend fall to ground. Big laugh. Laugh and laugh and laugh.
Friend say do again. Og scare. Friend laugh and laugh and laugh.
Friend say we do again. More thrill.

Og get spiky club. Og see if friend laugh more loud.

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What will happen?

Tandem skydive from a plane 15,000 ft in the air.
A meal at a local restaurant after the jump.

Kog speaks up,

Og, Eog and Vog will jump from sky. Eog not go to park, she think bees only in park where she go but not in big sky where she jump from plane.

Og jump knowing he will lose lunch of rat with wings 6 times but must do cause girls will call sissy if not jump.

Vog most puzzling of all, she hurt self when both feet stay close to ground. Fall from bike not near as high as fall from way up in sky and must wear big shoe till foot and ankle better from just picking foot up 12 inches and putting it down on ground again. Called jog, which rhymes with names.

Kog hurt when bee stings, swell up bad, must take medicine. Things that fly either hurt Kog, drop mess on her or just plain scare the mess out of her.

Kog know Og, Eog and Vog are old and crazy but like anyway.

To all Clogs (the clan of og)
From Vog

Log say Kog get over fear of big plain thingy if going to jump out when ground gone far down. Kog worry about jump, forget about plain. Kog can have fun, go far.

Eog say, "Good Idea! Me jump"

Vog say, "Me like Kog. Me do, too. Anything to help Kog!"

Og say, "Friend call. OK. Jump too. No cook."

Eog call plainport. Very cheap.

Og begin long walk.
Vog crash into more hard wall.
Kog disappear.
We forget about Kog.

We Three Jumpateers.
All For One And One For All.

Kog right. Very crazy!!

Og, Eog, Vog going to disappear.

Not show up.
People show up for big jump.
Where Og, Eog, Vog?
Don't know.
OK. We eat anyway.

Og, Eog Vog. Smart.
Go fishing,

Why is this happening?

Karen has a fear of flying.
Larry Lowe said she would get over it if she would skydive from
a plane. She will be so worried about the jump that she will forget
about her fear of flying. Karen isn't jumping but...oh well,
we're doing it anyway.

Eog here,

Og        Inquiring mind but   ______worrisome. Needs ______comforting.
            "It'll be all right, Og."

Eog       Fear of yellow stingy things.
              Won't go to park.
              Not afraid anymore.

Vog       Fear of face to face with    ______classmates.
          _  Miss Congeniality of the ______Internet.   No reason to fear a ______bunch of senior citizens.

Kog       Fear of flying and yellow _______sting things.

Og will spear fish for Kog. Comfort food. Not, I hope, from the polluted Willamette River.

Eog will share "Backwoods Off" with Kog.

No need to fear flying. Kog will not fly.

Og here,

Mog read bright box page thing to Og.

Og like.

Og say Og jump or not jump.

Kog say yellow stingy thing near ground. Ok for jump in air. Og not understand. Not jump all way to ground?

How miss ground and stingy things?

Kog here,

Kog like page thing too, print for husband, he laugh much and take to work.

Og not worry about anything, Grama Kog bring medicine bag. Spit in dirt, make mud poultice to put on sting. Cut stick from tree, keep leg straight after snap in two. Chickens dodo full of ammonia smell, wake up from faint.

Grama Kog know how to fix many boo boos.

Og here.

Why Scott Free?
And how much Scott normal cost?

Vog get picky tell Og what cook?

Cook what find with spiky club.

Think more easy jump from plain-with-wing-thing.