SALE OF THE CENTURY

FOR SALE-Sure to be collectors items. I`m talking about the historic Florida ballots. Some with dimples, pimples, hanging chads, eczema and even pinpricks that allow viewers with magnifying glasses to “see the light”. These will be encased in beautiful clear plastic, sealed with scotch tape and guaranteed to be in excellent condition. Rush $10.00 each to be delivered before Christmas. JUST KIDDING!

Recently, the whole nation rejoiced while celebrating Thanksgiving in spite of Al Gore and the liberals objecting to and kicking everyone and everything except the turkey. (hard to kick yourself isn`t it?) Christmas will be here before you know it, so I would like to take the opportunity to wish all Americans (almost) a holiday blessed with their fondest dreams and desires.

I`m sure all of you would be thrilled beyond belief to wake up Christmas morning, stumble down the stairs, grab a cup of coffee on the way to the living room only to find, lo and behold, smiling Gore and Lieberman dolls under your tree. Thank God they will only be sent to liberals, because I just don’t have a strong enough stomach.

I really don’t want to be too hard on Al and all of his liberal friends and attorneys, so I have a great gift idea I think will please them. Why not in the future use different color ballots? Use a separate color for each political party, different colors for each race, religion and also identify whether citizen or illegals? This would make it much easier for the Democrats to throw out selected groups without having to “count” all of them. This would save time for the courts and a lot of legal fees.

By the way, have you noticed Joe standing behind and looking at Al with that same look of adoration Nancy used to give Ron? Think about it!

Merry Christmas to all; vote early and often. Especially for liberals- they need all they can get.

Gene Mays

11/27/2000