| HAPPY MULDERMAS! Decorations, food, and fun! (no, really) | ||||
| Welcome guests and potential assassins with windows doors, drawers and cabinets graced with the traditional masking tape "X". | Nothing says *Happy Muldermas* like decorations made from used pizza boxes! Trim them with ribbons, bows, and the occasional simulated bullet hole for that honest-to-Mulder feeling! | |||
| Play traditional Muldermas games, like *Cell Phone, Cell Phone, Who Dropped the Cell Phone?*, *Pin the Altered DNA on the EBE*, *Diana Darts* and *Name that Conspiracy!* (*Stratego* is still a Muldermas don't) |  |
Why choose? Order Chinese AND pizza (or, if you live in a particularly Mulder-friendly area, pizza topped with kung pao chicken, or alternatively, Shanghai noodle with pepperoni, anchovies, and double cheese) (more recipes) | ||
| Videos? They might not belong to you (do they ever?) but Caddyshack and Steel Magnolias make interesting holiday diversions. | Beverage dilemma? Two words: Iced Tea. |
Popcorn without butter? It's unnatural, sure, but some of your guests might prefer it that way. | ||
| Use the
traditional colors of the holiday - black and blue - to adorn your
Muldermas table and deck those walls! Accent with touches of red and
purple. (Try not to notice the over-all effect is that of a ripe bruise) |
Who can resist a Marita piņata (instructions) filled with Muldermas Treats (click here) or do-it-yourself Oiliens (recipe) ? | |||
