"Hardcore Living Legend" Insane Wayne
versus
MWF General Manager Dom Stoate
First Ever Office Room Brawl
Referee: Chris Forrest
JP: Well, folks, we have a first for the MWF
tonight. The first ever Office Room Brawl!
Sully: Yea, JP, this should be quite the
match. Dom Stoate will finally be able to bury Insane Wayne tonight,
once and for all!
JP: But I am sure that Insane Wayne has
other plans for Mr. Stoate tonight. Perhaps revenge for putting him
out of action.
Sully: Well, Wayne is a fool. Even he has to
know that it was Mak that put him out.
JP: With more than a little help from the
leader of Divine Intervention.
Sully: Whatever, JP. I think that tonight,
Mr. Stoate is going to prove that brains are definately more powerful
than brawn.
JP: We shall see, Sully.
["My Sacrifice" by Creed starts to play over the PA system, and
Insane Wayne makes his way to the ring. The crowd is roaring as he
slides in the ring. He waits for a few moments, and when nothing
happens, he motions for a mic.]
Insane Wayne: Dom, get out here now! It's
time to finish this! You hear me?! GET OUT HERE NOW!
[Nothing happens for a few moments, then the big screen lights up,
and it shows Dom Stoate, sitting in his plush chair, behind his desk,
in his office. He has a smug smile on his face. As he starts talking,
the crowd lets out a chorus of boos.]
Dom Stoate: Come on, Mr. Wayne. This is an
Office Room Brawl match. Even you have to understand that the match
will take place back here! Come, Mr. Wayne, and enter my
arena!
[With that, the screen goes dark, and enraged, Insane Wayne leaves
the ring, and rushes up the ramp.]
JP: Was that wise of Mr. Stoate, goading
Insane Wayne on like that?
Sully: I am going to have to say no, JP.
Making someone that big, that mad, is never a good idea.
[The camera's switch to backstage, as Insane Wayne comes up on the
office of Dom Stoate. With the referee close behind, Insane Wayne
kicks open the door. The office is well lit, and shows a desk, with a
plush chair facing oppisite the door. ]
Insane Wayne: Okay, Dom. It's time to end
this.
[Insane Wayne runs over to the desk, and spins the chair around.
As it comes around, an empty chair is shown. Insane Wayne looks
puzzled, as Dom Stoate comes from behind him, and lands a heavy chair
shot across the back of Insane Wayne, sending him to the floor.]
Sully: Is that legal?
JP: Well, Sully, this is the first ever
Office Room Brawl, so I think they are going to make up a lot of the
rules as they go along.
[Insane Wayne is lying on the ground, holding his back, as Dom
Stoate slowly walks to the other side of him. As he gets to the other
side, he brings the chair down again to the small of Insane Wayne's
back.]
Dom Stoate: I told you, Mr. Wayne, that this
is my arena.
[He brings down the chair again, and Insane Wayne lets out a
scream. But, he is also getting to his feet. Stunned, Dom Stoate
brings down the chair again and again. And with each successful hit,
Insane Wayne gets steadily back to his feet. Dom Stoate tries to
swing again, but Insane Wayne catches the chair, and tosses it to the
side. Dom Stoate puts his arms up, and slowly backs up, shaking his
head. Insane Wayne stalks Dom Stoate, and ducks a pathetic punch
thrown by Dom. Insane Wayne moves in, and picks up Dom Stoate,
lifting him up over his head.]
JP: Wow, look at the raw power of Insane
Wayne!
Sully: Yea! How did he just shrug off those
chair shots?
[Insane Wayne falters a little bit, as he is holding Dom Stoate in
the air, but straightens up again.]
JP: I'm not sure he did, Sully.
[Insane Wayne circles around, and drops Dom Stoate right across
his desk. Dom Stoate arches his back, and rolls off the table. As he
rolls off, it appears that a stapler is right where he landed on the
small of his back. Insane Wayne smiles. A small hand appears, as Dom
Stoate tries to pull himself to his feet. Insane Wayne starts to
stalk him again, and is slowly walking toward Dom Stoate, when Dom
snatches the stapler off his desk, and smacks Insane Wayne across the
head with it.]
JP: Wow, that's resourceful.
Sully: Don't think we have ever seen that
one before, JP.
JP: I think you're right.
[The crowd boos as Dom Stoate makes his way back to his feet, and
looks around his desk. The stapler opened up a cut on Insane Wayne's
head, as he slowly starts to bleed from it. Insane Wayne shakes his
head, sending blood flying, and starts to move in on Dom again. Dom
Stoate rips his keyboard from his computer, and swings it full ito
the face of Insane Wayne, who is driven off his feet by it.]
JP: Mr. Stoate, using everything in his
office he can find!
Sully: With a man as big as Insane Wayne,
you would have to, JP!
[Dom Stoate climbs onto his desk, and using the keyboard, does an
elbow drop to the body of Insane Wayne, driving the air out of his
lungs. Dom Stoate, satisfied, starts to clap his hands together, and
proceeds to lay across Insane Wayne. Chris Forrest runs in the
office, and counting on the desk of Dom Stoate, starts the count.
1....2.... Insane Wayne bodily lifts Dom Stoate off his him, and
tosses him to the side.]
JP: Insane Wayne not out of this yet!
Sully: That's news to me!
[Dom Stoate rolls to his feet, and slams his hands down on his
desk in frustration. Insane Wayne is slowly getting to his feet. He
starts looking around his office, and starts smashing anything he can
find down on Insane Wayne. Pictures, papers, his trash can, he is
throwing whatever he can find. He is trying to pick his computer
monitor up when the phone rings.]
Dom Stoate: Dom Stoate's office. Yea, sorry,
I can't talk right now. I am busy kicking the crap out of Insane
Wayne! If you could...
[Dom Stoate goes flying across the room as Insane Wayne appears,
and catches the phone out of mid air. ]
Insane Wayne: He is going to have to call
you back.
[Insane Wayne tears the phone off the hook, and slaps Dom Stoate
across the face with it. Insane Wayne smiles as it brings a spray of
blood from the forehead of Dom Stoate. He is looking down on the slow
moving body of Dom Stoate, and proceeds to kick him. Dom Stoate gets
to his hands and knees, and Insane Wayne sends him flying with a kick
placed square in the abdomen of Dom Stoate. Then out of no where,
Insane Wayne goes flying off to the side.]
JP: What the?
Sully: What just happened?
[As Insane Wayne is picking himself up, Dom Stoate gets to his
feet.]
Dom Stoate: What took you guys so long? Get
him!
[Another chorus of boos goes screaming through the arena as Sozzey
and Mak, who just sent Insane Wayne flying across the room, rush in,
and proceed to double team the fallen Insane Wayne.]
Sully: The rest of Divine Intervention. I
should have known.
JP: Yes, you should have!
[Sozzey and Mak are steadily taking it to Insane Wayne, as Dom
Stoate supervises the beating. He is walking from side to side, as
Sozzey and Mak are raining down vicious kicks to Insane Wayne. Dom
Stoate motions for them to pick him up, and they do. They are holding
him, and Dom Stoate gets right in the face of Insane Wayne. He is
saying something to him, that the camera didn't catch, and then he
slaps Insane Wayne right across the face. He pinches the jaw of
Insane Wayne, and forces Wayne to look at him, then he slaps him
again.]
Sully: What total disrespect on the part of
Mr. Stoate! Who does he think he is?
JP: The leader of Divine Intervention,
Sully! And right now, I think he can do whatever he wants!
[Dom Stoate slaps Insane Wayne across the face again, and Sozzey
and Mak let him drop to his knees. Dom Stoate sends a well placed
kick to the face of Insane Wayne, sending him to his back. Dom Stoate
smiles, and places his foot on the chest of Insane Wayne, and motios
the ref over. Chris Forrest comes over, and begins the count.
1....2..... Insane Wayne painfully rolls to his side, breaking the
count.]
Sully: He should have known that he wasn't
going to win with a stunt like that.
JP: Well, he does have the match pretty much
under control.
[Dom Stoate is looking down at Insane Wayne, as Wayne slowly tries
to pull himself to his feet, when Sozzey and Mak begin to move in
closer. The crowd lets out a cheer as Sozzey is shoved aside by
Iniquity! Iniquite grabs Sozzey, and throws him bodily out of the
room. Mak gets up to help, and starts to throw a punch at the back of
Iniquity, when Insane Wayne catches it from behind.]
JP: Looks like the tables are starting to
turn for Divine Intervention.
Sully: Shut up, JP. I can see what's going
on!
[Insane Wayne forces Mak to turn around, and drops him to the
ground with a well placed chokeslam.]
JP: Hells Bells! Hells Bells! Hells
Bells!
Sully: I saw the move, JP.
[Insane Wayne picks up Mak, and sets him up for Dead to the World.
He picks him up, and puts his hands around his neck. He thrusts him
into tha air, and brings him down with the powerbomb RIGHT ON TOP OF
THE DESK OF DOM STOATE! Mak is down!]
JP: Oh my god, did you just see that
move!
Sully: Bet that fool has never done Dead to
the Wolrd on a desk before...
[Insane Wayne is stalking Mak, and the forgotten Dom Stoate sneaks
a metal chair from the ground, and sneaks behind Insane Wayne. He
brings the chair all the way up, behind him, and is about to swing it
when it stops. Dom Stoate jerks the chair again, but it doesn't move.
Suddenly the chair is jerked out of his grasp, and he spins around to
a flying steel chair, laying Dom Stoate out on the ground. The crowd
erupts as the smiling face of MWF President Edward Walker is seen
behind the steel chair. He tosses the chair to the side, and calls to
Insane Wayne.]
Walker: Finish it!
[Insane Wayne smiles, and walks over to Dom Stoate. He is slowly
getting to his feet, and stumbles right into the waiting hand of
Insane Wayne. Insane Wayne smiles again, and lifts Dom Stoate into
the air, and brings him down onto the body of Mak! Insane Wayne lies
over both bodies, and Chris Forrest rushes over for the count.
1....2.....elbow drop by Sozzey!]
JP: Where did he come from?!
Sully: I don't know, but it was right in the
nick of time!
[Sozzey gets back to his feet, and helps pick up Dom Stoate and
Mak. Sozzey takes Insane Wayne off his feet with a well placed right
to the head, and Mak shakes the fog from his head. As Sozzey brings
Insane Wayne to his feet by his hair, Mak walks over, and together
they send Insane Wayne flying into the wall head first, taking him
off his feet, and he falls to the ground, not moving.]
JP: Wow, did you hear the impact of Insane
Wayne's head on the wall?
Sully: He is definately going to feel that
in the morning!
[Sozzey and Mak turn around, to see Dom Stoate and Edward Walker
exchanging blows. Mak and Sozzey walk over, and grab Walker, and they
pull him away. They are holding him as Dom Stoate walks over, and
goes for the pin. Chris Forrest again runs over for the
count.1....2.....3! The crowd boos as the bell rings.]
JP: He did it. Dom Stoate actually did it!
But he definately had help.
Sully: Yes he did, JP. He had a little
Divine Intervention!
JP: Haha! It's a disgrace this man can get
away with such terrible things, I thought "Twisted Vision" with their
new source of power could stop Stoate's ego.
Sully: Nothing will stop it now! He's just
beaten the living hell out of Insane Wayne!
JP: The whole match was a fix, you saw it,
Sozzey and Mak...it's a good job Walker arrived when he did or Wayne
could be back in the hospital by now.
[Back in the arena, Peter Santos is in the ring, he bellows to the
crowd.]
Peter Santos: And your winner, of the first ever office room
brawl, the MWF General Manager Dom Stoate!
[Huge jeers and boos ring around the arena as the crowd vent their
feelings about the result of the match, the camera cuts back to the
office where Dom Stoate is celebrating with Sozzey and Mak.]
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